Putin Shoots Tiger to Rescue TV Crew

ExpectantlyIronic

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guardian.co.uk said:
While on a visit to a national park to observe how the animals are monitored, a rare Ussuri tiger broke free threatening those in its immediate vicinity. But Putin reportedly leapt to action and shot the creature with a tranquiliser gun.

According to the Interfax news agency, the camera crew from state TV channel Vesti realised the five-year-old tiger had become untied and were rescued by Putin.

"Thanks to the agile and timely action the tiger was immobilised," Interfax said.

Afterwards, Putin was said to have stroked the animal's cheek, adding: "She'll remember us."
guardian.co.uk - Putin shoots a tiger as Europe grapples with Russian aggression

You can't make this stuff up. Can you?
 

Duke1985

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Wow, don't really know what to say...

I think now I want a Putin action figure, maybe it'll be part of a set with a tiger, and when you push the button on his back he raises the tranq gun.