How many of you guys have to use public transportation on a regular basis? I do, and boy I have some funny stories. This one time, I was riding the bus with a buddy of mine. We were heading downtown from the university. There was this little old lady sitting across the aisle from us. Someone behind us sneezed. Not hugely or anything, but the lady freaked out. "HOW DARE YOU COME ON THE BUS WITH A COLD. ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US ALL. MAKE US CATCH THE DEATH OF A COLD. GERMS ARE DANGEROUS I TELL YOU!!" and then she made her way to the front of the bus away from the guy. She was muttering to herself, and would occassionally look up and glare at the guy. Bloody hilarious. Me and my buddy(PretzelCorps incidentally) spent the rest of the bus ride trying to convince the other to start fake coughing and sneezing a bunch. Just to see what the lady would do. I'll post more stories in a bit as more people post stories. Post any you like. Public transportation. Taxis, buses, subways, trains etc. Even airplane stories, or just stories of funny things that happened while traveling.