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[PretzelCorps]

I saw this and lol'd:

British media reported Williams' body was found stuffed in a bag in the bathroom of his apartment with no obvious signs of foul play.

Police release new detail about dead British 'spy' - CNN.com

 

[Smelnick]

lol

 

[Nevyrmoore]

 

[PretzelCorps]

Being stuffed in a bag in the bathrooms kinda sounds like an obvious sign of foul play to me, anyway...

 

[Nevyrmoore]

They must have meant that they saw no sign that he was having fun with a chicken.

inb4 "get out"

 

[Chaos]

get ou-

 

[Bliss]

Oh come on Pretz.. There's been a lot of suicides where people chopped themselves up and put their remains in a bag.

 

[PretzelCorps]

Oh come on Pretz.. There's been a lot of suicides where people chopped themselves up and put their remains in a bag.

You're right, I really did jump to conclusions there.

 

[Doc]

Oh you crazy Brits and your misdefined idea of foul play...

...wait. What the fuck?