Post your funny stories

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by MasterFen, Jul 7, 2008.

  1. MasterFen

    MasterFen New Member

    I went round my friend Nicks for dinner, he told me he got a new pellet gun last week, so we went outside and started to shoot stuff (Rocks, cola cans etc) but then Nick starts to get retarded and shoots inbetween my legs a few times but aims a bit too high and scores a direct hit to my wedding tackle, then I shout these exact words "AHH SHIT!AHH HOLY SHIT! WHY DID YOU SHOOT ME!?!? AND I WAS GONNA BANG MEGAN TONIGHT TOO!!" Then Nicks mum comes out wondering whats going on.

  2. AngelsPeak

    AngelsPeak Wanna play?

    I want my 30 seconds back, NOW!
  3. Major

    Major 4 legs good 2 legs bad V.I.P.

    Worst thread of the day.
  4. kiwi

    kiwi The Original Kiwi

    I just want to say thanks to Angels and Echoes. I only came in here to read the thread cause I saw that they had posted and I thought I would have funny stories from them to read.
  5. AngelsPeak

    AngelsPeak Wanna play?

    Oh good, something funny!:lol:
  6. MasterFen

    MasterFen New Member

    Thanks you cunts

    You guys are friendly people here at GeneralForum, a big thanks for not making me feel sad like the cumbuckets at other forums! :)
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  7. AngelsPeak

    AngelsPeak Wanna play?

    For future reference, this ----->:( is the sad face.
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  8. MasterFen

    MasterFen New Member

    Hope you die

    Just go get pissed at a night club, talk up some bitch and end up with parkinsons. :) :) :)
  9. AngelsPeak

    AngelsPeak Wanna play?

    I'm not sure that's contagious, maybe an STD instead? :stare:
  10. MasterFen

    MasterFen New Member

    Dumb shit!

    Parkinsons disease IS an STD

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