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I went round my friend Nicks for dinner, he told me he got a new pellet gun last week, so we went outside and started to shoot stuff (Rocks, cola cans etc) but then Nick starts to get retarded and shoots inbetween my legs a few times but aims a bit too high and scores a direct hit to my wedding tackle, then I shout these exact words "AHH SHIT!AHH HOLY SHIT! WHY DID YOU SHOOT ME!?!? AND I WAS GONNA BANG MEGAN TONIGHT TOO!!" Then Nicks mum comes out wondering whats going on.
 

kiwi

The Original Kiwi
#4
I just want to say thanks to Angels and Echoes. I only came in here to read the thread cause I saw that they had posted and I thought I would have funny stories from them to read.
 
#6
Thanks you cunts

I just want to say thanks to Angels and Echoes. I only came in here to read the thread cause I saw that they had posted and I thought I would have funny stories from them to read.
You guys are friendly people here at GeneralForum, a big thanks for not making me feel sad like the cumbuckets at other forums! :)
 
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