Pooping outside

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Doc, Jan 25, 2010.

  1. Doc

    Doc Trust me, I'm The Doctor. V.I.P.

    I've done it. I'm not ashamed.

    I had to take a dump behind a car wash in the middle of a city because of "pressing needs."
     
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  2. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

    I would rather shit my pants than go outside.
     
  3. Doc

    Doc Trust me, I'm The Doctor. V.I.P.

    You don't even want to know what I used as toilet paper..

    ..but my feet stank from not having any socks.
     
  4. Twitch

    Twitch Registered Member

    I've also shit outside.

    But it was in the woods, not behind a car.
     
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  5. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

    I just assumed you used your hand and ate it.
     
  6. Impact

    Impact Registered Member V.I.P. Lifetime

    There was this one time, in band camp...

    No but in all seriousness I did as a kid because my brother bet me I wouldn't. I think I was 5 at the time. Yeah, I did a lot of things because my brother bet me to. Even as a kid I fucking hated losing bets.

    The dogs ate it too :urp:
     
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  7. Doc

    Doc Trust me, I'm The Doctor. V.I.P.

    It was a little nutty, Bliss. Stupid corn chunks were soggy, too.

    And it was behind a wall, not a car. The car was close.
     
  8. R1pperZ

    R1pperZ Registered Member

    A lesson I learned from a deer hunting trip with my dad years ago...
    Rip the sock off at the ankle, you have your wipes and now still have ankle socks.
     
  9. Kibi

    Kibi Babeasaurus Sex

    I never have....


    I don't intend to unless I become homeless and then get lost in the woods.....

    Pooing is enough of a dilema for me without adding the pressure of being outside!

    Haha
     
  10. EllyDicious

    EllyDicious made of AMBIGUITY V.I.P. Lifetime

    we've all [what is the past tense of shit? shit, shitted, shat?] shitted outside.
    i used to do it a lot when i was little.
    i loved to spread the odor of my poop all over the city ...
     

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