Police force set to buy 'Shewees' for female officers

Discussion in 'Offbeat News' started by Easily-Amused, Aug 7, 2010.

  1. Easily-Amused

    Easily-Amused http://easily-amused.com/

    Police force set to buy 'Shewees' for female officers - Telegraph


    ... I'm sorry WHAT?! Why is this necessary? I agree with the critics of this idea - there is no need for taxpayers money to go to something this superfluous.
     

  2. fractal

    fractal Eye see what you did ther

    I've never heard anything more disgusting. Urinating Penis Substitute Funnel?
     
  3. MAgnum9987

    MAgnum9987 Do What Thou Wilt

    what
    the
    hell

    What an obscene waste of money. So they are spending 3000 quid on friggin plastic funnels? Have they not heard of Ace Hardware?
     
  4. Hiei

    Hiei The Hierophant

    What the fucking shit? I can understand the women that were climbing Everest and Kiliminjaro not wanting to drop their pants because of the cold, but seriously? How much time will it really save even if they DID roll out with this artificial penis funnel?

    I bet the time they save by not dropping their pants is made up with washing that thing out before they put it back in their pocket, at any rate.

    This seems like just another physical form of penis envy to me. ;)
     
  5. Cait

    Cait Oh, poppycock.

    :bolt:
    Strange. Very strange. Why do they need to pee standing up anyway?
     
  6. Hiei

    Hiei The Hierophant

    So, I'm curious to know how this thing works, cause from the looks of it, it looks like the chick is going to get piss all over her vagina by using that contraption.
     
  7. Pugz

    Pugz Ms. Malone V.I.P. Lifetime

    I read about this yesterday, what i can't get my head around is the fact that it's 7.50 for a fucking piece of plastic!

    They're cutting the civil service budget and they go and waste some of what's left on this crap :mad:
     
  8. Bananas

    Bananas Endangered Species

    It was spent back in 2007 when Labour were still pissing:)lol:) money away, for some reason they have only just released the expenditures list.

    ...but yeah £7.50 for a a plastic funnel is kind of steep.
     
  9. Jeanie

    Jeanie still nobody's bitch V.I.P. Lifetime

    you can get those at hiking/camping gear stores for a lot less than that. I was wishing I had one the other day when I was on a 5 mile hike through mosquito infested woods.
     
  10. Boredie

    Boredie In need of Entertainment

    Does that mean from now on policewomen can only go into men's restrooms to urinate?
     

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