Pluh

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Hanzo_Hattori, Jan 27, 2008.

  1. Hanzo_Hattori

    Hanzo_Hattori For the Horde!

    Tearin' down the road doin' ninety
    in my tiny little Volkswagen on my way to
    get a tank of gas
    I passed a cop with a radar gun waitin' for a
    Sucker like me to drive by goin' way to fast

    I saw the red and blue in my rear view
    So I pulled slug bug over to the shoulder
    of the road
    He looked at me in the nose and said:
    "Son, do you realize your tires are round?"
    And I said:
    "PLUH!"

    YES, I SAID PLUH!

    Walkin down the streets in my
    running shoes lookin' for a shoestore
    So that I can find myself parking spot
    I bumped into a guy that was wearing nothing
    but his boxers
    And a cap that said:
    "I like tater tots."

    He said something in latin
    that I didn't understand
    And I thought the worst until
    he pointed at my wrist

    Then I saw that all he wanted was the time
    So I looked at the broken watch, and I said:
    "PLUH!"

    YES I SAID PLUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH!

    *start pit here*

    If there ever was a word that you heard
    SO ABSURD
    It could take the place of ANYTHING
    that you could say


    Noun, verb, adverb, statement, question
    Daytime, night-time, anytime, anyone!


    So remember the next time you forget
    What you're sayin' in the middle of a sentence-
    Don't strain your brain to remember the word
    Instead look 'em right in the nose and
    Tell 'em that the answer is:
    "PLUH!"

    By Psychostick

    I like the word "Pluh"
     

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