Picture of my huge carp

True story - I caught him with a hook wrapped around a slice of pizza.

 

Looks like a fun time. And that is a nice one! Are you going to bake it?

 

Nice fish! Did you release it?

I caught one that was big enough for a master angler patch, but I never sent away for it.

 

I've heard carp taste like crap. So, we just took played with the guy for a few minutes and threw him back in.

 

You have a miserable heart.

 

Mother always told me pizza is bad for you! :shake:

 

I used to go fishing just for the halibut. :rimshot:

 

You have carp envy.

 

I think we all know the four girls in the picture caught it. Stop stealing their glory!

 

You look like that white power guy from Sons of Anarchy.