Guys you need to forget those crass crude pick up lines. Here is one a friend passed along. No she didn't go home with him, but they did set a date.
I've had a pretty bad day, and it usually makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
was sounding good untill it goes "would you smile for me?...." pretty creapy lol
now thats a good one lmao...You: Is your father a mechanic?
Girl: No. Why?
You: Well it must have taken one to get such a finely tuned body.
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
Excuse me, but I'm new in town, can I have directions to your place?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.