pickup lines

[Tan]

Guys you need to forget those crass crude pick up lines. Here is one a friend passed along. No she didn't go home with him, but they did set a date.

I've had a pretty bad day, and it usually makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

was sounding good untill it goes "would you smile for me?...." pretty creapy lol

You: Is your father a mechanic?

Girl: No. Why?

You: Well it must have taken one to get such a finely tuned body.

now thats a good one lmao...

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

Excuse me, but I'm new in town, can I have directions to your place?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

 

[Kazmarov]

Yep, the pickup line is a device fabricated to convince young males that the complexities of the female psyche can be solved with a silver linguistic bullet.

Baby, I don't have a library card, but do mind if I check you out?

 

[Vidic15]

Me: Is your dad a baker?

Her: No

Me: You have nice buns

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Some of my old pick up lines

 

[Hoosier_Daddy]

If this is going to become a thread for posting your favorite silly pickup lines I'm going to move it to subtalk.


Hoosier.

 

[Kyo_Muramasa]

If a guy doesn't know what to say to a girl the last thing he should do(or maybe never) is try to say a pick-up line. I say that's a bad impression right there and that's gonna just make the girl judge u already thinking u just wanna get laid >>; Talk about interests or something on a first impression but nothing too personal and go on from there. But pick-up lines are good for jokes though.

 

[shookem]

How much does a polar bear weigh?

I dunno but it's enough to break the ice ... hi my name is ...

That line has worked soooo many times. You have to say it with a smile on your face though.

 

[Pugz]

You: Is your father a mechanic?

Girl: No. Why?

You: Well it must have taken one to get such a finely tuned body.

Now for that i would have to turn around and say:

No but i am, what's your comeback for that, smart-ass?

 

[Hoosier_Daddy]

Now for that i would have to turn around and say:

No but i am, what's your comeback for that, smart-ass?

"How's about you giving me a tune-up."

Hoosier.

 

[raddmadd]

this is how you get Christian chix, i made this up. (satan's number is 666, some believe God's number to be 777) <----need that to understand this:

"yo baby, you and I have God's number, but I don't have yours, so can you whisper it in my ear honey?"

edit: oh also, a pickup line could simply be "im friends with raddmadd" because hey the ladies know raddmasta lol.

 

[Merc]

this is how you get Christian chix, i made this up. (satan's number is 666, some believe God's number to be 777) <----need that to understand this:

"yo baby, you and I have God's number, but I don't have yours, so can you whisper it in my ear honey?"

edit: oh also, a pickup line could simply be "im friends with raddmadd" because hey the ladies know raddmasta lol.

Pick up Christian chicks, ones that will fall for a God pick up line? Sorry, I'm looking for women that actually like to have fun.