pickup lines

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Marsixie, Jan 11, 2007.

  1. Marsixie

    Marsixie Guest

    Guys you need to forget those crass crude pick up lines. Here is one a friend passed along. No she didn't go home with him, but they did set a date.

    I've had a pretty bad day, and it usually makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
     

  2. Nosferatu_Alucard

    Nosferatu_Alucard Undead Intellectual

    You: Is your father a mechanic?

    Girl: No. Why?

    You: Well it must have taken one to get such a finely tuned body.


     
  3. Moiraine

    Moiraine Guest

    thats cute. I dont think girls need pickup lines. All we need is a friendly man who can just talk and be there.
     
  4. Nosferatu_Alucard

    Nosferatu_Alucard Undead Intellectual


    I agree. I only like pickup lines for their humor, and so called "flattery".
     
  5. Iris

    Iris rainbow 11!

    My favorite:

    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
     
  6. Hoosier_Daddy

    Hoosier_Daddy Registered Member

    I don't think any girl is going to be impressed by some canned pick up line. If a guy wants to meet a girl he should just go up to her and introduce himself and initiate a polite conversation.


    Hoosier.
     
  7. oxyMORON

    oxyMORON A Darker Knight

    pick-up lines are also a good way to meet people. You can say it in a jokingly way and go from there. You don't necesarily have to get laid with it, but I'm guessing that's just an added bonus. :D
     
  8. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    That's true, you could use a bad pick-up line as a good one if you've got the wit and cunning to laugh at yourself about it and make it a good one.
     
  9. Vidic15

    Vidic15 No Custom Title Exists V.I.P. Lifetime

    Pick Up lines?

    Jeez, u guys still living in 80's?

    What he can do is, walk up to her, introduce himself, be polite and ask her out, if she likes his personality, she will say yes and he could crack some jokes along the way with her in his life.
     
  10. oxyMORON

    oxyMORON A Darker Knight

    on that I like saying is Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

    makes me laugh at least
     

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