PETA to rename fish 'sea kittens'

Nevyrmoore

AKA Ass-Bandit
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PETA&squo;s latest idiotic demand - fish are &squo;sea kittens&squo; | The Daily Telegraph

Radical international animal rights group PETA has launched its most bizarre campaign yet, demanding fish be renamed "sea kittens".

PETA - People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals - believes calling fish sea kittens will make sea food less appealing.

It wants to change the image of fish as slimy and slithery creatures by claiming they are similar to cuter, more popular animals. "Would people think twice about ordering fish sticks if they were called sea kitten sticks?" PETA asked on its website.
Imma gonna go eat me sum sea kittens n' chips!
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You know what, I was going to make a new thread for this, but I figured that would overload the server's "Fuckin' Insane Thread quota".

PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Human Milk - Charlotte News Story - WSOC Charlotte

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sent a letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, cofounders of Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc., urging them to replace cow's milk they use in their ice cream products with human breast milk, according to a statement recently released by a PETA spokeswoman.

"PETA's request comes in the wake of news reports that a Swiss restaurant owner will begin purchasing breast milk from nursing mothers and substituting breast milk for 75 percent of the cow's milk in the food he serves," the statement says.

PETA officials say a move to human breast milk would lessen the suffering of dairy cows and their babies on factory farms and benefit human health.

"The fact that human adults consume huge quantities of dairy products made from milk that was meant for a baby cow just doesn't make sense," says PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman. "Everyone knows that 'the breast is best,' so Ben & Jerry's could do consumers and cows a big favor by making the switch to breast milk."
So now they want farmers to hook women up to milking machines an-

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Excuse me while I go give this idea to the porn industry.
 
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wolfheart

Registered Member
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This has just given me a real good laugh,how in the world do they expect that to catch on,i can just see it now all the fishing harbours in the world will become sea kitten harbours,stuffed with hardy sea kitten men.

They really are clutching at straws now,and in my opinion it ruins there chances of being taken seriously.
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Ok you have to stop with these now,i can hardly breath through the laughter,and now have an image of hundreds of women being herded into the milking sheds every morning.
 
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I'm all for ethical treatment of animals, but PETA is just insane. How can anybody with any ounce of power take them seriously? :\
 

Wade8813

Registered Member
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Renaming fish is silly, but whatever.

The problem with switching over to human milk is that women tend to produce milk when they have babies that need that milk. Not to mention the fact that cows are a lot bigger, and produce a lot more milk.


One of my favorite bumper stickers - People for the Eating of Tasty Animals.
 

ysabel

/ˈɪzəˌbɛl/ pink 5
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Radical international animal rights group PETA has launched its most bizarre campaign yet, demanding fish be renamed "sea kittens".

PETA - People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals - believes calling fish sea kittens will make sea food less appealing.

It wants to change the image of fish as slimy and slithery creatures by claiming they are similar to cuter, more popular animals. "Would people think twice about ordering fish sticks if they were called sea kitten sticks?" PETA asked on its website.
Uhm yeah, like that totally stopped us from eating hotdogs. :rolleyes:
 

Matriqulated

Future is Fused 3036A.D.
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PETA is lame and I am getting bored with their attempts to bring attention to that cause. If you want to be noble and so selfless try helping some PEOPLE. Oh I forgot, the animals have more rights.
 

Merc

Certified Shitlord
V.I.P.
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I really wish I could understand how sane people support PETA. They're such a bunch of lunatics it's not even funny.
 

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
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Sea kittens eh...like Sea monkies, but they meow? So instead of stealing a baby cow's milk from a cow that ALWAYS produces milk and that we are in fact EASING THE PAIN OF BY MILKING THEM EVERYDAY, they want us to steal milk from a human baby, who's mother only produces that milk whilst they need it. Loving the logic, lol.

Peta - People who Eat Turds Always.
Peta - Plainly, Elephants Trample Assholes.
Peta - Painfully Eating Tarded Arrogance.
 

PretzelCorps

Registered Member
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I would eat seafood if it was called "You'll-Die-if-You-Eat-This".

I'd eat five You'll-Die-if-you-Eat-Thises every day, out of spite for making the English language more complicated than it already is.