PETA to rename fish 'sea kittens'

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  1. Nevyrmoore

    Nevyrmoore AKA Ass-Bandit

    PETA&squo;s latest idiotic demand - fish are &squo;sea kittens&squo; | The Daily Telegraph

    Imma gonna go eat me sum sea kittens n' chips!
    You know what, I was going to make a new thread for this, but I figured that would overload the server's "Fuckin' Insane Thread quota".

    PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Human Milk - Charlotte News Story - WSOC Charlotte

    So now they want farmers to hook women up to milking machines an-


    Excuse me while I go give this idea to the porn industry.
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  2. wolfheart

    wolfheart Registered Member

    This has just given me a real good laugh,how in the world do they expect that to catch on,i can just see it now all the fishing harbours in the world will become sea kitten harbours,stuffed with hardy sea kitten men.

    They really are clutching at straws now,and in my opinion it ruins there chances of being taken seriously.
    Ok you have to stop with these now,i can hardly breath through the laughter,and now have an image of hundreds of women being herded into the milking sheds every morning.
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  3. viLky

    viLky ykLiv

    I'm all for ethical treatment of animals, but PETA is just insane. How can anybody with any ounce of power take them seriously? :\
  4. Wade8813

    Wade8813 Registered Member

    Renaming fish is silly, but whatever.

    The problem with switching over to human milk is that women tend to produce milk when they have babies that need that milk. Not to mention the fact that cows are a lot bigger, and produce a lot more milk.

    One of my favorite bumper stickers - People for the Eating of Tasty Animals.
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  5. ysabel

    ysabel /ˈɪzəˌbɛl/ pink 5

    Uhm yeah, like that totally stopped us from eating hotdogs. :rolleyes:
  6. Matriqulated

    Matriqulated Future is Fused 3036A.D.

    PETA is lame and I am getting bored with their attempts to bring attention to that cause. If you want to be noble and so selfless try helping some PEOPLE. Oh I forgot, the animals have more rights.
  7. ExpectantlyIronic

    ExpectantlyIronic e̳̳̺͕ͬ̓̑̂ͮͦͣ͒͒h̙ͦ̔͂?̅̂ ̾͗̑

    Lol. I'm going to start calling fish "sea kittens" now. It kinda sounds like a brand of tuna, really.
  8. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    I really wish I could understand how sane people support PETA. They're such a bunch of lunatics it's not even funny.
  9. Smelnick

    Smelnick Creeping On You V.I.P.

    Sea kittens Sea monkies, but they meow? So instead of stealing a baby cow's milk from a cow that ALWAYS produces milk and that we are in fact EASING THE PAIN OF BY MILKING THEM EVERYDAY, they want us to steal milk from a human baby, who's mother only produces that milk whilst they need it. Loving the logic, lol.

    Peta - People who Eat Turds Always.
    Peta - Plainly, Elephants Trample Assholes.
    Peta - Painfully Eating Tarded Arrogance.
  10. PretzelCorps

    PretzelCorps Registered Member

    I would eat seafood if it was called "You'll-Die-if-You-Eat-This".

    I'd eat five You'll-Die-if-you-Eat-Thises every day, out of spite for making the English language more complicated than it already is.

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