"Personal ads" in the Dublin News

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  1. These make you wonder if they were Catholic or Prot's....

    Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict
    interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow
    Celtic Football Club and starting fights on Patrick Street
    at three o'clock in the morning.

    Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by long-
    time fiance, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such
    a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced

    Ginger haired Galway man, a trouble-maker, gets slit-eyed
    and shirty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy
    lady for bail purposes, maybe more.

    Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp
    cottage in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21
    year old blonde lady, with a lovely chest.

    Devil-worshipper, Offaly area, seeks like-minded lady,
    for wining and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic
    walks, and slaughtering cats in cemeteries at midnight
    under the flinty light of a pale moon.

    Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks
    alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.

    Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-
    jointed supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an
    open-minded twin sister.

  2. Iris

    Iris rainbow 11!

    lmao Omg.

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