"Personal ads" in the Dublin News

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These make you wonder if they were Catholic or Prot's....

Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict
interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow
Celtic Football Club and starting fights on Patrick Street
at three o'clock in the morning.

Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by long-
time fiance, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such
a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced
bitches.

Ginger haired Galway man, a trouble-maker, gets slit-eyed
and shirty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy
lady for bail purposes, maybe more.

Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp
cottage in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21
year old blonde lady, with a lovely chest.

Devil-worshipper, Offaly area, seeks like-minded lady,
for wining and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic
walks, and slaughtering cats in cemeteries at midnight
under the flinty light of a pale moon.

Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks
alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.

Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-
jointed supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an
open-minded twin sister.
 

Iris

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Devil-worshipper, Offaly area, seeks like-minded lady,
for wining and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic
walks, and slaughtering cats in cemeteries at midnight
under the flinty light of a pale moon.



Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-
jointed supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an
open-minded twin sister.
lmao Omg.