Penis Theft

Discussion in 'Other Discussions' started by ExpectantlyIronic, Apr 23, 2008.

  1. ExpectantlyIronic

    ExpectantlyIronic e̳̳̺͕ͬ̓̑̂ͮͦͣ͒͒h̙ͦ̔͂?̅̂ ̾͗̑

    Reuters - Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital
    "Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft."

    I'm just glad they caught the sorcerers responsible. Unfortunately, it may be tough to get a conviction because the men who had their penises stolen still seem to have their penises....

  2. oxyMORON

    oxyMORON A Darker Knight


    Maybe they mistook stealing and shrinking.
  3. viLky

    viLky ykLiv

    Man: Look officer, they shrunk my penis!
    Officer: Sure... S-Sure they did... >.>
  4. ysabel

    ysabel /ˈɪzəˌbɛl/ pink 5

    In my experience, one doesn't have to be a sorcerer to do that... :laugh:

    Seriously, if these people are indeed that powerful and are only after money, why don't they just do the opposite? Offer their services to enlarge penises and cure erectile dysfunction...they'd have loads of willing clients.
  5. micfranklin

    micfranklin Eviscerator

    Of all the things to take, why that thing?

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