Penis Theft

ExpectantlyIronic

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#1
Reuters - Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital
"Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft."

I'm just glad they caught the sorcerers responsible. Unfortunately, it may be tough to get a conviction because the men who had their penises stolen still seem to have their penises....
 

ysabel

/ˈɪzəˌbɛl/ pink 5
#4
Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink ...
In my experience, one doesn't have to be a sorcerer to do that... :laugh:

... in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.
Seriously, if these people are indeed that powerful and are only after money, why don't they just do the opposite? Offer their services to enlarge penises and cure erectile dysfunction...they'd have loads of willing clients.