Come up with movie parodies that you'd like to see: Warp the title, mix up the actors, alter the synopsis --> Whatever you like. Santa Begins A darker look at the origins of the jolly crusader.... When Nicholas Clause's parents are mysteriously and brutally murdered by a package-bomb at Obscure North Pole Research Station, he develops a manic fear of packages. After a long, drawn-out adventure, he finds solace under the tutelage of That Mailman Guy. After discovering Mailman Guy is actually evil (no surprise there), Nicholas Clause beats him up and returns to the North Pole to reveal his new alter-ego: Santa Claus. With this newfound confidence (and billions of dollars), he plans to change the world by delivering packages to children everywhere, once a year. Christmas Knight The (even darker!!) sequel to Santa Begins, staring Heath Ledger as The Terrorist.