Old wives tales.


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You know how the world revolves, there are alot of sayings out there. Old wives tales or otherwise. What did your gran or mom (mum) used to say to you?
My mother used to say "i got to much wot the cat licks its arse with"?
How about uyou guys?

Got any old wives tales, or really strange sayings?:D
Doesn't quite match the cat licks for obscurity but my grandad often used to lovingly articulate "I'll slap you to the back side of no where."