OH NOEZ! ZOMBIEZ!

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Iris, Sep 22, 2007.

  1. Iris

    Iris rainbow 11!

    I'm reading this South of Nowhere fanfiction where the town is being attacked by zombies...

    And I'm scared.

    D:

    HELP MEH
     

  2. Hanzo_Hattori

    Hanzo_Hattori For the Horde!

    Conquer your fear read on and remember there is no Zombies
     
  3. Nevyrmoore

    Nevyrmoore AKA Ass-Bandit

    Stop fucking reading then!

    It's not rocket science...
     
  4. Iris

    Iris rainbow 11!

    I'm really scared of zombies....

    But I just can't help but read zombie stories and watch movies.

    XD
     
  5. oxyMORON

    oxyMORON A Darker Knight

    Just think they're already all around you and you don't know it, so you're already used to them. :yes:
     
  6. Corona

    Corona Registered Member

    1984 is the most horrific book I have read, forget zombies and vampires.
     
  7. Jeanie

    Jeanie still nobody's bitch V.I.P. Lifetime

    don't forget the first rule of zombie defense - ORGANIZE BEFORE THEY RISE!!!
     
  8. Iris

    Iris rainbow 11!

    Kinda hard if you don't know when they shall rise. XD
     
  9. Jeanie

    Jeanie still nobody's bitch V.I.P. Lifetime

    then you must always be vigilant :yes:
     
  10. Nevyrmoore

    Nevyrmoore AKA Ass-Bandit

    I just though...weapons like shotguns work best against zombies because you can blow the head off with it...but the UK bans all weapons, except for those that are really only used in clay pigeon shooting and the like.

    "A shotgun is described as a smooth-bore gun (not being an air-weapon) which has a barrel not less than 24 inches with a bore diameter not exceeding 2 inches. A firearm usually describes a cartridge-loading, rifled-barrel longarm (rifle) with a barrel not shorter than 300mm. Overall length of the firearm must not be less than 600mm unless it is a muzzle loader. Firearms include: muzzle-loading rifles or pistols; shotguns with a magazine capacity greater than three; airguns with power ratings exceeding 12 ft/lbs for rifles and 6ft/lbs for pistols; and historic pistols kept at home as part of a collection or kept at a designated historic site and used for non-competitive target practice."

    So with this in mind, you know what I think? THE GOVERNMENT IS FULL OF ZOMBIES!
     

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