**There are some SMALL spoilers from RAW last night but nothing significant** I need to get some things off my chest about RAW, the announcers, the booking, etc. First things first...Jerry "The Queen" Lawler. To you I say shut your damn mouth before I am forced to shut it for you. Did anybody notice this idiot call Randy Orton RANDY SAVAGE last night on RAW? Well, he did. Vince hates Savage; Vince should fire the King over that. He also said that nobody has ever broken the masterlock. Uh, that's a lie. Oh so Lashley didn't do it? JBL didn't? Since they aren't in the company anymore its okay to say nobody has broken it? I must have missed where that was okay; ya know, to blantantly lie. So here's another thing...at the end of the show. How stupid do the writers think we are? We know that if a main eventer doesn't have a match at the Rumble that he's going to be in the damn Rumble match itself. It's been like that FOREVER. Why wouldn't Cena, Triple H, HBK and Big Show be in the rumble? Seriously. Why is this supposed to be a shocking revelation? It's not a selling point people. How many of you at home were thinking, "Oh man, I wonder if Triple H is going to be in the Royal Rumble this year?" Why the fuck wouldn't he be in the Rumble? Its Triple fucking H for Christ sake. Wait a minute, JOHN CENA is in the Rumble? OH MY GOD I AM SO FUCKING SHOCKED. Even complete idiots know these guys are going to be in the Rumble. How fucking stupid do these writers think we are? I'm sorry for the language but I was so irritated last night. The King and Michael Cole are idiots, we all know that. But Vince McMahon is partially responsible for feeding them some of this crap. RAW sucks. John Cena isn't in the WWE title match and King thinks its shocking as hell that he's in the Rumble...watch out Jimmy Wang Yang and Chris Masters because you might not win now!! Give me a break. What else are HHH or Cena going to do? Have a nice dinner in the back and invite all their closest friends? Ugh. The guest host thing is fine...SOMETIMES. Jon Heder was hilarious but it needs to end. I'm over it. Its time for Vince to look in the mirror and realize his product on RAW sucks monkey ****. Smackdown is fine and ECW is fine so why does RAW consistently blow? Rant over.