Offensive Jokes (Not for the easily offended, duh)

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Italiano, May 19, 2006.

  1. Italiano

    Italiano Film Elitist

    Alright, I'm in the mood for a good joke.

    It can be politically incorrect, korny, whatever

    I'm just in the mood to laugh.


    What do Dave Earlheart and Pink Floyd have in common? Their biggest hit was the wall.
     

  2. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    I like the idea of this thread, but it may be better suited to sub-talk.

    Jesus Christ walks into a hotel, throws a hammer and a few nails on the counter and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"

    Why do women love Jesus? Because he's hung like this *arms spread horizontally*
     
  3. Hoosier_Daddy

    Hoosier_Daddy Registered Member

    How do Polish couples have oral sex?












    They stand on opposite sides of the bed and yell "fuck you, fuck you."





    Hoosier
     
  4. Hoosier_Daddy

    Hoosier_Daddy Registered Member

    What does McDonalds have in common with Michael Jackson?











    They both slip their meat between five year old buns.




    Hoosier
     
  5. Hoosier_Daddy

    Hoosier_Daddy Registered Member

    What does Michael Jackson have in common with acne?












    They both like to come on a thirteen year old's face.



    Hoosier
     
  6. moose

    moose O N03Z!!! 4 /V0Z!!!

    woah triple post.

    Whats the diferance between mj and a plastic bag?

    one is white made of plastic and a danger to childeren and the other is a plastic bag.
     
  7. oxyMORON

    oxyMORON A Darker Knight

    THis one is REALLY bad...

    What's so bad about being a black Jew?


    You get tossed to the back of the oven.
     
  8. Blur

    Blur iPimp

    omg oxy...LMAO that is one of the worst i ever heard...
     
  9. Sephiroth_Masamune

    Sephiroth_Masamune l 7SIN Sasori l

    What do you call a bunch of spanish people holding hands outside?

    A spicket fence

    What do you call a Black chick with braces?

    A Black & Decker pecker wrecker
     
  10. oxyMORON

    oxyMORON A Darker Knight

    What do you call two Hispanics playing basketball?

    Juan on Juan
     

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