Of chickens and roads.

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Malificus, Nov 13, 2007.

  1. Malificus

    Malificus Likes snow

    If you were to give a chicken sentience, and have it cross the road, would it ponder why?

  2. Sephy

    Sephy Forum Drifter

    Maybe. It would still make a delicious meal though.
  3. Corona

    Corona Registered Member

    A sentient chicken would not need to ponder why one crosses the road, as the answer is most obvious.
  4. Malificus

    Malificus Likes snow

    What if you used hypnotism on it to make it cross?
  5. Vincent_Valentine

    Vincent_Valentine Studley-Do-Right

    If I could hynotize sentient chickens, I would use them for far more useful and/or humerous tasks than road crossing.
  6. Sephy

    Sephy Forum Drifter

    I would play life-size Jenga but with chickens as the blocks if I could hypnotize them.
  7. Hanzo_Hattori

    Hanzo_Hattori For the Horde!

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