Obama’s First One Hundred Days...

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IMAO Blog Archive Obama’s First One Hundred Days

CHANGES TO BE MADE IN OBAMA’S FIRST ONE HUNDRED DAYS
* Replace the national anthem with something you can dance to.
* Based on his own example, no more discriminatory hiring practices where experience is taken into account.
* Write official apology to the world for being America.
* Throw all openly straight people out of the military.
* Follow through on promise not to touch people’s gun; instead, ban all ammo.
* Later, take guns from ammo-less gun owners.
* Make it a federal crime to be rich.
* Replace weekly radio address with poetry night.
* Nationalize as many businesses as possible; rename our financial situation the Obomony.
* Make worshiping him an official religion so making campaign contributions to him is tax deductible.
* Train military less for killing, more for hugging.
* Vow to return to the moon and remove all those American flags so as not to make it so political.
* Declare that borders will no longer be enforced because the land isn’t owned by America, it’s owned by Gaia.
* Replace national symbol of the bald eagle with the unicorn.