This is great. :lol: IMAO Blog Archive Obama’s First One Hundred Days CHANGES TO BE MADE IN OBAMA’S FIRST ONE HUNDRED DAYS * Replace the national anthem with something you can dance to. * Based on his own example, no more discriminatory hiring practices where experience is taken into account. * Write official apology to the world for being America. * Throw all openly straight people out of the military. * Follow through on promise not to touch people’s gun; instead, ban all ammo. * Later, take guns from ammo-less gun owners. * Make it a federal crime to be rich. * Replace weekly radio address with poetry night. * Nationalize as many businesses as possible; rename our financial situation the Obomony. * Make worshiping him an official religion so making campaign contributions to him is tax deductible. * Train military less for killing, more for hugging. * Vow to return to the moon and remove all those American flags so as not to make it so political. * Declare that borders will no longer be enforced because the land isn’t owned by America, it’s owned by Gaia. * Replace national symbol of the bald eagle with the unicorn.