Obama to Drastically Scale Down Goals

icegoat63

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#1
After visiting a Denny's Restaurant in Manassas, Virginia

YouTube - Obama Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's

"What I saw at Denny's made me realize how much I have overestimated the American People.

Before we reclaim global leadership we must first stop eating six sausages and a pound of eggs covered in syrup for breakfast, and we must stop leaving the house in sweatpants".

-Obama
 

Mirage

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#3
Yeah, that was pretty dumb even by Onion standards. So fake and so forced.

The other one was good ice but you should have stopped while you were ahead.

(Unless you posted this one first, then in that case you redeemed yourself. I'm too lazy to compare the timestamps.)
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Edit: Ok I couldn't resist. I checked the timestamps and I can now officially say that you sir, fail.
 
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icegoat63

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#4
Really? I thought this one was actually Funnier personally.

eh well to Each is own.



ps... YOu're just jealous you're not me.