Obama to Drastically Scale Down Goals

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by icegoat63, Aug 13, 2009.

  1. icegoat63

    icegoat63 Son of Liberty V.I.P. Lifetime

    After visiting a Denny's Restaurant in Manassas, Virginia

    YouTube - Obama Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's

    "What I saw at Denny's made me realize how much I have overestimated the American People.

    Before we reclaim global leadership we must first stop eating six sausages and a pound of eggs covered in syrup for breakfast, and we must stop leaving the house in sweatpants".

    -Obama
     

  2. Wade8813

    Wade8813 Registered Member

    Hey, there's nothing wrong with leaving the house in sweatpants...


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  3. Mirage

    Mirage Administrator Staff Member V.I.P.

    Yeah, that was pretty dumb even by Onion standards. So fake and so forced.

    The other one was good ice but you should have stopped while you were ahead.

    (Unless you posted this one first, then in that case you redeemed yourself. I'm too lazy to compare the timestamps.)
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    Edit: Ok I couldn't resist. I checked the timestamps and I can now officially say that you sir, fail.
     
    Last edited: Aug 14, 2009
  4. icegoat63

    icegoat63 Son of Liberty V.I.P. Lifetime

    Really? I thought this one was actually Funnier personally.

    eh well to Each is own.



    ps... YOu're just jealous you're not me.
     

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