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Obama Baraka

HalfEatenSurprise

Registered Member
I just realised that I used the US President's name wrongly. I keep having it in my head that he's called Obama Baraka.

I blame the guy from Mortal Kombat... And lo and behold, thankfully I'm not only one that sees this:



Could the head of the Tarkatan army have something to do with the US president. *twilight zone music*
 

Tucker

Lion Rampant
I had assumed that Obama Baraka was a porn star, like Serra Paylin.


Judge their appearance and compare them to a dish that would be their tasty match
'Scuse me a sec.

:barf:

Okay.

1) Justin Bieber - you
2) Cameron Diaz - your mom
3) Joe Pesci - Baron de Vesci
4) Christopher Lee - Nigel Bruce
5) Maggie Smith - Will Smith
6) Ashley Olsen - don't give a fuck
7) Barbara Streisand - you spelled it wrong
8) Barack Obama - (Sp?) - his wife
9) Brittany Murphy - nobody, she's dead
10) Charlie Sheen - twelve hookers humping, eleven scat freaks pooping, ten lasses leaking, nine ladies queefing, eight maids a-milkable, seven swans a-lubricated, six geese for laying, five stacked cock riiings... four call girls (blonde), three French whores, two turtle sluts and your mom
 

HalfEatenSurprise

Registered Member
I had assumed that Obama Baraka was a porn star, like Serra Paylin.


'Scuse me a sec.

:barf:

Okay.

1) Justin Bieber - you
2) Cameron Diaz - your mom
3) Joe Pesci - Baron de Vesci
4) Christopher Lee - Nigel Bruce
5) Maggie Smith - Will Smith
6) Ashley Olsen - don't give a fuck
7) Barbara Streisand - you spelled it wrong
8) Barack Obama - (Sp?) - his wife
***9) Brittany Murphy - nobody, she's dead
10) Charlie Sheen - twelve hookers humping, eleven scat freaks pooping, ten lasses leaking, nine ladies queefing, eight maids a-milkable, seven swans a-lubricated, six geese for laying, five stacked cock riiings... four call girls (blonde), three French whores, two turtle sluts and your mom
*** I totally forgot that. Shit. I better change that one. You eat people?
 

Dabs

Registered Member
Yeah, number 7, her correct spelling is Barbra. Just letting you know :)
 
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