Nursing Home

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Godfearingsecular, Oct 19, 2007.

  1. A Mexican family was considering putting their grandfather
    in a nursing home. All the Hispanic facilities were completely
    full so they had to put him in an Irish home. After a few weeks
    in the Irish facility, they came to visit grandpa. 'How do you
    like it here?' asks the grandson. 'It's wonderful! Everyone here
    is so courteous and respectful,' says Grandpa. 'We're so happy
    for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you.
    You know, since you are a little different from everyone.' 'Oh, no!
    Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents
    here,' grandpa says with a big smile. 'There's a musician here
    -- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years and
    everyone still calls him 'Maestro''. 'There is a judge in here --
    he' s 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years
    and everyone still calls him 'Your Honor'!'. 'There is a judge in
    here -- he' s 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30
    years and everyone still calls him 'Your Honor'!'. 'And there's
    a physician here -- 90 years old. He hasn't been practicing
    medicine for 25 years and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'!'.
    'And me......, I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still
    call me 'The F***ckin Mexican!'
     

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