MJonesMBA2001
Registered Member
I was thinking of putting this up tonight, and wanted to see what y'all thought of this idea. I'm trying to be a little more original, but stay on the Star Wars theme.
Star Wars ROTS Opening Weekend Survival Kit
This kit contains all the essential items you'll need to make it through standing in the long lines and seeing Revenge of the Sith on opening weekend. The survival kit contains:
- "I'm with low midichlorian" t-shirt
- Jar-Jar Binks is a wuss medallion
- "Han shot first" wallet sized card
- box of Kleenex for when Darth Vader finds out what happens to Padme
- printed picture of Princess Leia, because she's a hottie
- Star Wars trading cards to trade and play with others in line
- anti Jedi mind trick charm so mean bullies don't take your place in line
- grains of sand which could be from Tattoine
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Well, what do you think?? Stupid idea?? What I'm trying to do is more of a parody type thing, in case you haven't noticed. Can you think of any other funny items I could put in the survival kit?
Star Wars ROTS Opening Weekend Survival Kit
This kit contains all the essential items you'll need to make it through standing in the long lines and seeing Revenge of the Sith on opening weekend. The survival kit contains:
- "I'm with low midichlorian" t-shirt
- Jar-Jar Binks is a wuss medallion
- "Han shot first" wallet sized card
- box of Kleenex for when Darth Vader finds out what happens to Padme
- printed picture of Princess Leia, because she's a hottie
- Star Wars trading cards to trade and play with others in line
- anti Jedi mind trick charm so mean bullies don't take your place in line
- grains of sand which could be from Tattoine
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Well, what do you think?? Stupid idea?? What I'm trying to do is more of a parody type thing, in case you haven't noticed. Can you think of any other funny items I could put in the survival kit?