Never ending story...

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Godfather

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#1
So two friends, Blur and Vince, were heading up to the mountains to find the lost treasure. During their journey, a wise man name SenatorB was waiting for them. And when the three finally meet, SenatorB said "it was destiny that leads you two to me." Then he said the reason for this encounter, which is that "do not go up to the mountains. It is the land of the gay people." Then Blur and Vince both reply erotically, "hey, we are gay too, so no biggie." But the wise man also warns them that after they find the treasure, it will leads to great misfortune. "And the thought of you two weaklings getting close to it is a laughter. The treasure is protected by the Giant Breast Hinata, who destroy everyone in her sightings." Apparently, gay man too have their "man" side, as they say "ehhh, a girl? You think a girl can take us? You dumbass." So they went their way, and they saw a shadow that has two giant lumps on the upper section................................
 

oxyMORON

A Darker Knight
#2
and overwhelmed by the size, their gayness magically disappeared. Then they asked themselves, "what the hell are we holding hands for, and what the hell are we doing here?" Blur said, "I'm gonna go get a burger." VInce followed. Suddenly, a giant japanese transformer robot named Kyo Muramasa showed up with its massive energy laser cannon and pointed it menacingly at them....
 
#3
(I'm a rocking wise man!)

However, oxyMORON suddenly burst through the ground and grabbing Kyo's laser cannon from her hands, turned it back to face her. Vince and Blur took this opportunity to run away towards the mouth of a cave.......
 
#4
LMAO

The transformer shot his truth beam at blur which got rid of the gayness because it was never true...it shot vince however and he lost his penis and became a woman...then the two ran away from Kyo and ran into a biker gang full of Mercenaries...they haulted and............................
 
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Godfather

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#6
then the rival biker gangs, Magco, ran by their leader, Tantheman, smell their shit from a mile away and instantly recognize it was their rivals shit started at them. When the two gangs meet...............
 
#7
They take turns fucking SenatorB in his ass...then senator goes to the doc to get an HIV test and.................

LOL
 
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Godfather

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#8
it was negative, but they realize that the man they wanted to do up was no the wiseman but the rivals. So Blur was their next target. When the Tantheman and his gang corner Blur.................