O.K so I'm having a go at writing a TV sitcom. I have'nt yet got a name for it. Ok here goes this is only the opening scene which is why it does'nt last very long, so I'll just start... (Apologies if I have posted this into the wrong section) FADE IN: INT. GUYS APARTMENT. DAY Apartment is relatively tidy. We see Joel sat on the sofa flicking through the T.V channels looking very bored and giving out the odd sigh. He gets up to turn off the T.V then walks over to the kitchen counter where his wallet lays. He checks how much money is in there when a picture of his ex-wife Kate fall out. He picks it up and smiles but soon changes into a scowl. Joel: Bitch! Joel rips up the picture and throws it in the bin, then walks over to the phone and begins to dial a number. INT. WATTS COLLECTION GROUP OFFICES. DAY Nick's phone begins to ring Nick: Hello, Watts Collection Group, Nick speaking can I take your - INT. GUY'S APARTMENT. DAY Joel: Hey Nick it's Joel INT. WATTS COLLECTION GROUP OFFICES. DAY Nick: Oh hey Nick what's up? INT. GUY'S APARTMENT. DAY Joel: What's up is that I'm bored out of my mind. I gotta get out of here. We going to the Footpad tonight? INT. WATTS COLLECTION GROUP OFFICES. DAY Nick: Absolutely, I need a drink! Work's a drag as usual. Shall I call Paul and Carl? INT. GUY'S APARTMENT. DAY Joel: Well, Yeah. Without them how are we ever gonna talk to any women? INT. WATTS COLLECTION GROUP OFFICES. DAY Nick: (laughs) O.K I'll call them. Bye man! INT. TRANSVERSE MULTI-MART CANTEEN. DAY Scene cuts to the Transverse Multi-Mart canteen where Paul and Carl are sitting at a table eating their lunch. The canteen is fairly busy. Carl is eating Sandwiches and Paul is drinking a bottle of orange juice. Carl: So, let me tell you about this girl I hooked up with last night. Paul: Dude there's no need. I sleep in the next room. I felt like I was having sex with you. Carl (Shocked): Oh....Sorry...Sometimes I just...... Carls cell phone rings Carl: Hello Carl's phone, Carl speaking.....St. Nick! What's Up? How's things going down there at the bloodsucking maggot factory?.....I'm just kidding', so what's up?.....The Footpad? Tonight? Do you even have to ask?.....O.K Nicky boy see you in a little while.....Bye. Paul (curious): So who was that? Carl gives Paul a bewildered look, gets up and empties his tray, closely follwed by Paul. FADE OUT TO OPENING CREDITS.