Movies Movies that don't deserve to be in theaters because they're so useless/stupid

Discussion in 'Movies & TV' started by Clear_Note, Dec 1, 2008.

  1. Clear_Note

    Clear_Note Demon King/Sith Warrior

    Can you name a few?

    Off the top of my head, cheap ass parody movies like superhero movie and meet the Spartans should at MOST be on DVD. I find Jackass hilarious, but it still doesn't deserve to be in theaters because it's just a bunch of guys being fucking retards on camera.
     

  2. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    Twilight.

    Why? Because the only place it belongs is on a TV in Hot Topic. Vampires that . . . glow? Are you fucking serious? Really, are you fucking serious? They 'sparkle'?
     
  3. Vidic15

    Vidic15 No Custom Title Exists V.I.P. Lifetime

    I still don't know how Reno: 711 or whatever got into the cinemas, most boring movie ever!
     
  4. Shwa

    Shwa Gay As Fuck V.I.P. Lifetime

    I would have to say Wolf's Creek was the worst movie ever made, I can't believe I paid to see an NON SCARY MOVIE!! The advertising made the movie seem like it was the new Halloween.

    ~Shwa
     
  5. Italiano

    Italiano Film Elitist

    Notion seconded. Anything by Jason Friedman and Arron Seltzer is bargain bin by definition.

    Uwe Boll's filmography.

    Any movie that starts with SAW and ends with a Roman numeral.

    Any movie with Paul W.S. Anderson in the credits.

    Max Payne. Yes. That's right.
     
  6. Nightsurfer

    Nightsurfer ~Lucky 13 strikes again~

    I would have to say all the Jackass movies. Those should have gone straight to video just like the Viva la BAM ones did.

    I think Hollyweird is running out of good scripts so they are just throwing anything up on the big screen just to make a buck.
     
  7. Xeilo

    Xeilo Registered Member V.I.P. Lifetime

    I would say Cloverfield would be the movie that didn't deserve to go in the theater, worst movie ever in my opinion.
     
  8. Pugz

    Pugz Ms. Malone V.I.P. Lifetime

    Damn where to start...

    WAZ
    Eragon (christ that was shit...)
    Twilight (Haven't read the book and i refuse to conform)
    Devils Rejects
    Zak and Miri Make A Porno (Just no!)
    Any Korean/Cantonese/Japanese remake (ie: Ring, The Eye ect, but Hitman rocked!)
    Resident Evil 2 and 3
    Meet the Spartans

    Half of those shuldn't have even been made! Waste of money!
     
  9. Vidic15

    Vidic15 No Custom Title Exists V.I.P. Lifetime

    It wasn't that bad, but I agree it was fucking horrible. Killed off the reputation of Australian movies.

    I'll second that, I didn't see it in the cinema but I saw it on the DVD and I switched off halfway, ridicilous movie, worst part is that it's like handheld camera.
     
  10. R1pperZ

    R1pperZ Registered Member

    C'mon now, Resident Evils weren't block busters or anything but they were at least worth a theater visit.

    Most of the love story chick flicks that they put out now a days... OMG we go to those to get women in the mood so why don't you get the DVD and speed up the process?
     

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