More 'Getting to know you (a little)'

Tucker

Lion Rampant
#1
1. How many orgasms do you think the average adult male and female have in a year? (Tucker Tip: when creating a survey thread, always try to suck your audience in early.:) )

2. What is Relationship Rule #1?

3. Is there a typo that you make over and over?

4. Yves St. Laurent or Levi Strauss?

5. Do you miss someone really badly?

6. Likey the Chrimbo fruitcake?

7. Do you (or would you) enjoy picnicking?

8. If you had to rent a car, what type would you request?

9. Are you chummy with any of your neighbors?

10. First Simpsons quote that comes to mind?

11. Have you ever seen a porn clip or pic that made you want to puke?
(Note: 2girls1cup, tubgirl and goatse are NOT porn, at least not as I would define it)

12. Is there something you made that's hanging on a wall right now?

13. How awesome of a cook are you?

14. What's your take on anal bleaching?

15. You want fries (chips) with that?

16. Finish the following sentence: Over time, I think society is...
 
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#2
1. How many orgasms do you think the average adult male and female have in a year? (Tucker Tip: when creating a survey thread, always try to suck your audience in early.
)

42?

2. What is Relationship Rule #1?
It's either learn how to talk, or find a short girl so you can see her face and chest at the same time

3. Is there a typo that you make over and over?
Yes. I just can't remember it specifically right now.

4. Yves St. Laurent or Levi Strauss?

Sorry, could you rephrase that in the form of an answer?

5. Do you miss someone really badly?

Yeah. Though this would be more definite if you took of the last two words

6. Likey the Chrimbo fruitcake?
No

7. Do you (or would you) enjoy picnicking?
Sure.

8. If you had to rent a car, what type would you request?
One with leg space

9. Are you chummy any of with your neighbors?
Some, yeah.

10. First Simpsons quote that comes to mind?
D'oh

11. Have you ever seen a porn clip or pic that made you want to puke?
(Note: 2girls1cup, tubgirl and goatse are NOT porn, at least not as I would define it)

No. Likely due to a very minimalistic amount of porn I've watched

12. Is there something you made that's hanging on a wall right now?

Yes

13. How awesome of a cook are you?

Don't know. I haven't tried

14. What's your take on anal bleaching?
I'd prefer people wouldn't take bleaching so seriously

15. You want fries (chips) with that?
Yes

16. Finish the following sentence: Over time, I think society is...
becoming more deviant.
 

Oooh_snap

Living on the 0th floor
V.I.P.
#3
1. How many orgasms do you think the average adult male and female have in a year? (Tucker Tip: when creating a survey thread, always try to suck your audience in early.:) )

If I had it my way it would be at least 365... if not more. I couldn't even guess the average. I just know in my case female would be far less than male.


2. What is Relationship Rule #1?

Don't lie.. If you are finding that you have to lie, even if it is about something tiny.. It means you are doing something wrong.


3. Is there a typo that you make over and over?

There are quite a few of them.. mostly because I type too fast for my own good most of the time. I tend to screw up their from typing too fast. I can never spell Ophthalmologist right.. i don't know why lol.

4. Yves St. Laurent or Levi Strauss?

I am going to say neither if we are talking about jeans...

5. Do you miss someone really badly?

I always miss my brother and other loved ones who passed too young. Especially around the holidays.

6. Likey the Chrimbo fruitcake?


No fruit cake for me EVER.

7. Do you (or would you) enjoy picnicking?

Yes, it is sweet =)


8. If you had to rent a car, what type would you request?

Hmm.. A fun 2 door. Sunroof is a must for me. That or T-tops.

9. Are you chummy any of with your neighbors?

Not really chummy. I don't really have time to be Chummy with any of them at this point. A lot of them are much older than I am, but I really enjoy a lot of them when we can actually get together.


10. First Simpsons quote that comes to mind?

"Me fail English? That’s unpossible."

11. Have you ever seen a porn clip or pic that made you want to puke?
(Note: 2girls1cup, tubgirl and goatse are NOT porn, at least not as I would define it)


I guess I am in the same boat as Mal. I haven't watched enough porn to have seen anything that made me want to puke...


12. Is there something you made that's hanging on a wall right now?

Yes. I designed my own stained glass. It was a lot of hard work for someone is completely unartistic as I am.


13. How awesome of a cook are you?

I'm italian.. I am supposed to know how to cook right?? I love cooking, and I like to think I am damn good at it.


14. What's your take on anal bleaching?

Seems Oh so natural. The porn stars can do what they want.. It just sounds painful to me..


15. You want fries (chips) with that?

Not at this moment.. Mashed potatoes might work though.

16. Finish the following sentence: Over time, I think society is...

going to completely fail???
 

Barbara

Ess Tii Eph Yu
V.I.P.
#4
1. How many orgasms do you think the average adult male and female have in a year? (Tucker Tip: when creating a survey thread, always try to suck your audience in early.
) 365

2. What is Relationship Rule #1? Do unto others as you wish others to do unto you

3. Is there a typo that you make over and over? I can never seem to spell obssession. . Obsesion. . . Obsession

4. Yves St. Laurent or Levi Strauss? Levis all the way

5. Do you miss someone really badly? Yes I do

6. Likey the Chrimbo fruitcake? No

7. Do you (or would you) enjoy picnicking? I love to picnic

8. If you had to rent a car, what type would you request? Fast with all the bells and whistles

9. Are you chummy any of with your neighbors? Not really. The only one moved to New York

10. First Simpsons quote that comes to mind? D'OH!

11. Have you ever seen a porn clip or pic that made you want to puke?
(Note: 2girls1cup, tubgirl and goatse are NOT porn, at least not as I would define it) None of those had made me want to puke so I'd have to say no

12. Is there something you made that's hanging on a wall right now? Unfortunately not

13. How awesome of a cook are you? I burn rice and noodles

14. What's your take on anal bleaching? Hey. Whatever floats your boat

15. You want fries (chips) with that? I'm not a big potato person

16. Finish the following sentence: Over time, I think society is...doomed to destroy itself
 

PentaCube

Registered Member
#5
1. 365

2. Communicate

3. Pass

4. Strauss

5. No

6. I'm going to pass?

7. No

8. It's just a damn car, any will do

9. I live in an apartment complex and i still don't ever see a soul, except this nice islamic couple

10. "I am evil homer! I am evil homer!"

11. Yes, some people should not be in porn...

12. Sorta, a modified Fender strat hangs on my wall

13. Average I guess

14. Sounds...tingly?

15. Hell yeah

16. making large strides in the wrong direction... Hey! Civilization is THAT way!
 

Tucker

Lion Rampant
#7
Hey Tucker, Where are your answers, hmmm?
First things first - I'm about to answer my other GTKY thread questions (as per my stalker's instructions) and then I'll get back to this one. Swearsies on toast, I will.
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1. How many orgasms do you think the average adult male and female have in a year?

About 250-300 each, with some wild variations in both directions.

2. What is Relationship Rule #1?

No violence outside of the torture room.

3. Is there a typo that you make over and over?

False is almost always flase. And there aer others...

4. Yves St. Laurent or Levi Strauss?

Jean me, baby.

5. Do you miss someone really badly?

If you only knew, Tucker. If you only knew.

6. Likey the Chrimbo fruitcake?

Pleh. That's dog barf, that is. And stop saying "Chrimbo," dickhead. You're not a Brit.

7. Do you (or would you) enjoy picnicking?

Shore. Mom instilled that in us kids from the get.

8. If you had to rent a car, what type would you request?

If it was for me alone, the cheapest.

9. Are you chummy any of with your neighbors?

I chat with a few, but we're not licking close or anything.

10. First Simpsons quote that comes to mind?

Ralphie Wiggum: "Why does everybody run from me?" *wets pants*

11. Have you ever seen a porn clip or pic that made you want to puke?
(Note: 2girls1cup, tubgirl and goatse are NOT porn, at least not as I would define it)

I've seen porn that made the hair fall off my arms and gave me an intense desire to gouge my eyeballs out with a melon baller.

12. Is there something you made that's hanging on a wall right now?

Yes, and I'll give you a hint: it's green and there's a nose hair in it.

13. How awesome of a cook are you?

Pretty damn.

14. What's your take on anal bleaching?

I think it's a little bit... well, anal. If a guy's that squeamish, he has no business being back there, y'know? But yeah, whatever imitation of porn stars makes people happy, I guess.

15. You want fries (chips) with that?

No, thank you. I don't often eat much in one sitting. By the way, I saw that you didn't wash your hands after using the McToilet.

16. Finish the following sentence: Over time, I think society is... struggling forward like a wounded snail over sand.
 
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DinoFlintstone

"There can be only one!"
#8
1. How many orgasms do you think the average adult male and female have in a year? (Tucker Tip: when creating a survey thread, always try to suck your audience in early.:) )
If it's a cocktail, and they are keen cocktail drinkers, I'd say 100, give or take a few.
If it's sexual, ewww, how could I answer such filth? Ewww. Pardon the pun, but I got up late and haven't had my breakfast.

2. What is Relationship Rule #1?
Remember her name. More than once, I've called my [at the time] girlfriend a different name in conversation and in bed. It was an innocent mistake.

3. Is there a typo that you make over and over?
Their are a few.

4. Yves St. Laurent or Levi Strauss?
I'd say neither, but if I had to choose, it would be Yves since it's not that long ago, I saw an advert for it.

5. Do you miss someone really badly?
A few people, some more than others.

6. Likey the Chrimbo fruitcake?
I don't understand.

7. Do you (or would you) enjoy picnicking?
I do.

8. If you had to rent a car, what type would you request?
Probably a Land Rover or Mitsubishi Shogun.

9. Are you chummy any of with your neighbors?
No. I am not a 'chummy' person. lol

10. First Simpsons quote that comes to mind?
"I did not have anything to do with these murders. Ever. "
O. J. Simpson

11. Have you ever seen a porn clip or pic that made you want to puke?
(Note: 2girls1cup, tubgirl and goatse are NOT porn, at least not as I would define it)
Yeah, a few. I think the worst were some that were sent to a friends phone via Bluetooth.

12. Is there something you made that's hanging on a wall right now?
No.

13. How awesome of a cook are you?
Depends on who my victim is. I like to think that more often than not, I am a good cook. I've had years of practice.

14. What's your take on anal bleaching?
If it has to be done, then it has to be done, but people do tend to be rude about it and go over the top which is just sick.
EDiT:
I thought you said 'anal beleching.' :-/

15. You want fries (chips) with that?
Depends on what mood I am in, and how they are cooked etc.

16. Finish the following sentence: Over time, I think society is...
Over time, I think society is... diminishing, but it will heal.
 
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wolfheart

Registered Member
#9
How many orgasms do you think the average male and female have in a year?

a lot more then me at the moment,and for the foreseeable future,a lot more then me!.

What is relationship rule #1?

Trust in yourself and your partner,if you have cant be comfortable around them because you think there eyeing up there next conquest it aint going to last.

Is there a typo that you make over and over?

More than i can list here.

Yves st Laurent or Levi strauss?

Levi's,if i could afford such things.

Do you miss someone really badly?

Yes,around this time of year i miss my sister's,my eldest lives in Mexico,and my younger my sister passed away some time ago.

Like the chrimbo fruitcake?

Yes it makes a great doorstop,but i would never eat it.

Do you enjoy picnicking?

Yes summer in the park with the kids and a big basket of food,makes for a happy wolf!.

If you had to rent a car,what type you request?

One that comes with a driver,that way i wont crash it the moment it starts to move.

Are you chummy with any of your neighbours?

Not really,polite hello's and thats about it.

First Simpson quote to come to mind?

Eat my shorts.

Have you ever seen a porn clip that made you want to puke?

No i am a good boy,and dont watch such filth.

But seriously no,never!.

Is there something that you made hanging on the wall right now?

Yes,a shelf and a couple of drawings.

How awesome of a cook are you?

I am pretty good at cooking,aint given anyone a case of the never ending sleep,yet!.

Whats your take on anal bleaching?

WTF.

You want fries with that?

Fries with anal bleaching,no thanks to both!.

Finish the following sentence,Over time i think society is....

Going to accept me as there lord and master!.

Serious answer now.

Over time i think society is....going to realise that there needs to be some drastict changes in the way we live as.
 

Lemonv1

Registered Member
#10
1. How many orgasms do you think the average adult male and female have in a year?
300's a good guess I'd say

2. What is Relationship Rule #1?
I'll take Snap's answer. Truth

3. Is there a typo that you make over and over?
Not really

4. Yves St. Laurent or Levi Strauss?
I have no idea

5. Do you miss someone really badly?
Yes

6. Likey the Chrimbo fruitcake?
Meh

7. Do you (or would you) enjoy picnicking?
Not particularly

8. If you had to rent a car, what type would you request?
One that goes from A to B

9. Are you chummy any of with your neighbors?
Not my direct neighbours but ones in the street yes

10. First Simpsons quote that comes to mind?
WHY YOU LITTLE!

11. Have you ever seen a porn clip or pic that made you want to puke?
Can't say I have

12. Is there something you made that's hanging on a wall right now?
No. Stuck on my wall yes, hanging no

13. How awesome of a cook are you?
Not at all

14. What's your take on anal bleaching?
Never heard of it

15. You want fries (chips) with that?
Yes please

16. Finish the following sentence: Over time, I think society is...
Pretty much the same