Millz saw a banana


It's not me, it's you.
He made sweet love to it. Just like he does oranges, potatoes, and apples.


Epic Gamer
Genesis, 16:5, verse 14, chapter 2.

And lo, did Millz walk on the path, and verily / Did God cast down unto him a Banana of / Righteousness, and yea, it was good. But Millz / Did unto God much disfavour, for he / In his foolishness ate the sacred Banana, for Our / Father had but dropped the Sacred Banana, and / He was hungry. In a fiery wrath Our Lord / Cast Millz down unto Hell, where he would / Be Rick Rolled for all eternity by / Dancing and singing men wearing / Nothing but tighty whiteys, collars, / And cuffs.