Messing-up Jokes

[DinoFlintstone]

Have you ever messed-up or heard anyone mess-up a joke?

I've done and heard it oh so many times.
One of the worst was when I smoked cannabis:

Two old ladies sitting on a Park Bench, when alongs comes a Flasher.
One old lady has a stroke, the other had a heart-attack.
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I must have told it about 20 times since no one got it. Being stoned, I was creasing with laughted, because I could imagain the look of horror on the old ladies face, then she has a heart-attack.

The joke was meant to be:

Two old ladies sitting on a Park Bench, when alongs comes a Flasher.
One old lady has a stroke, the other couldn't reach.
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[Zachary]

lmfao!

sadly i do it often, so of course ive heard it.

i make stupid mistakes like

your in an unbreakable box with a saw a bench and a latter how do you get out?
saw the ladder in half, 2 halves make a whole. climb the bench and go through.

ment to be saw the bench and climb the ladder.