Men before & after marriage

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Shrek, Jun 14, 2007.

  1. Shrek

    Shrek Registered Member

    He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

    She: Do you want me to leave?

    He: NO! Don't even think about it.

    She: Do you love me?

    He: Of course!

    She: Have you ever cheated on me?

    He: NO! Why you even asking?

    She: Will you kiss me?

    He: Yes!

    She: Will you hit me?

    He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!

    She: Can I trust you?

    Now after the marriage, read it from bottom to the top !!!!
    Giggle for Healthy life
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  2. VonDutch

    VonDutch Registered Member

    Now thats a good one!
  3. Hanzo_Hattori

    Hanzo_Hattori For the Horde!

    LOL,Wow, Thats freaking awesome!
  4. oxyMORON

    oxyMORON A Darker Knight

    haha. That's pretty clever. Hopefully that won't happen to me.

    Then again, I promised that I wouldn't be a "teenager" when I became a teenager....
  5. Brandon77

    Brandon77 Registered Member

    I just have to say that is kinda messed up, in a weird sort of way. Dude...
  6. JjCrazyboy

    JjCrazyboy Registered Member

    Thats not true......:(
  7. oxyMORON

    oxyMORON A Darker Knight

    It's true in a sitcom-ish kind of way. I could definitely see this on Everybody Loves Raymond or something...
  8. Shooting_Palanx

    Shooting_Palanx The Rock is cooking atm..

    Meh. Pretty funny, but sad to say that it is kind of truthful in some aspects of it.

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