McMahon presumed dead!!

Discussion in 'Wrestling' started by Vidic15, Jun 12, 2007.

  1. Vidic15

    Vidic15 No Custom Title Exists V.I.P. Lifetime

    I was just gonna post a article of Bobby Lashley and when clicking the link on WWE, I saw breaking news.


    A night originally designated Mr. McMahon Appreciation Night turned deadly when the WWE Chairman’s limousine burst into a fiery explosion just moments after Mr. McMahon stepped into it. Permanently uprooting the world of sports-entertainment, the Chairman has been presumed dead in Wilkes-Barre, Pa. Local authorities stated it was still too early to declare anything as fact, including exactly what caused the explosion, but described the blast as an apparent “car bombing.” They also revealed that as of 11:30 p.m. EST, no body had been recovered from the incinerated wreckage.
    Firefighters were quick to assess the scene, taping off sections of the parking lot to protect the evident crime scene and safeguard scores of onlookers – mostly our fans – from potential injury. Despite the intense heat and ubiquitous clouds of black smoke, countless people spilled out of the arena to get a closer look at the chaos they had just seen happen live on the TitanTron. Moments earlier, the sold-out crowd came to a still hush as they speechlessly watched from their seats.
    “By the time we arrived on the scene, the entire automobile was on fire,” explained a Wilkes-Barre firefighter. “It was like an inferno, and our guys were doing whatever they could to contain it as quickly as possible. In my 27 years with the fire department, I’ve never seen anything like that.”
    The emblazoned limousine was engulfed by flames that reached skyward at estimated heights of more than 50 feet. The sight of the charred debris led to speculation that there was no conceivable way anyone could have escaped from the limo alive. Early assessments from local firefighters and police officers sent a similar feeling regarding the probability of the Chairman’s survival.
    “We’re doing our best to respect the McMahon family and the fans of WWE,” the firefighter said. “However, with that said, we have not found anything – there hasn’t been confirmation that Mr. McMahon’s body was extracted from the limo.”
    As the physical body of Mr. McMahon remains to be uncovered, perhaps the most perplexing piece to this puzzle is the Chairman’s uncanny, almost clairvoyant premonition of tonight’s grim events. Over the last few weeks on WWE programming, the swaggering, well-off billionaire seemed to unravel right before the eyes of millions. Speaking of a threatening presence that lurked in his foreseeable future, Mr. McMahon even cited the looming of a “black cloud” last week – a cloud very similar to the post-combustive smoke that billowed above his limousine tonight.
    Was this evening an eerie prophecy fulfilled for Mr. McMahon, given his recent premonitions? Or was it simply a fateful execution of coincidence? The ominous reality is that what was brushed off as incoherent ramblings of a broken man and former ECW World Champion actually may have proven to be an exercising of a recently discovered sixth sense.
    This incident is the first of its kind since the assassination of political figure Orlando Letelier in Washington, D.C. in 1976. Sources say that given the nature of the apparent car bombing, under law federal authorities will be called in for a more thorough investigation that would supersede local Pennsylvania authorities.
    Check back with as we continue to follow developments in the most shocking incident in sports-entertainment history.


    HOLY FUCK!!!

    Fuck man, how can anyone do this to him..

  2. andrew_bishop

    andrew_bishop #1 Spammer of FC

    Something tells me that this is just something that they'll throw in to attempt and spice up the ratings. I don't think anything is actually wrong with the guy. But I could be wrong , Hopefully im not though.
  3. Babe_Ruth

    Babe_Ruth Sultan of Swat Staff Member V.I.P.

    Obviously this is just a storyline, it's not like they would show him getting really blown up, I don't know what they're trying to do with this, but it better be something good. If Vince was dead you would hear it all over the news.
  4. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    It's a silly storyline and I can't say I like the whole idea of exploiting someone's presumed death, even if it is the king douche himself.
  5. andrew_bishop

    andrew_bishop #1 Spammer of FC

    It's the WWE. They have crazy storylines to attempt and capture the attention of the fans and keep them guessing. I bet none of us know where this storyline is going but I know for sure I'll keep watching to see.
  6. TDG1987

    TDG1987 Registered Member

    Yeah you guys should know by now that no subject is off limits to Vince McMahon.
  7. andrew_bishop

    andrew_bishop #1 Spammer of FC

    Controversey creates cash.
  8. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    Total lack of creative talent and ability creates controversey.
  9. andrew_bishop

    andrew_bishop #1 Spammer of FC

    Which then brings cash , So either way it's still money.

    This is one of if not the most biazzar storylines in awhile but I think , And hope that they can use it well this time. The Michaels vs McMahon and God storyline was crap.
  10. Wolfman

    Wolfman Guest

    anything can happen in the world wrestling federation get the F back the entertainment sucks AWA rules!

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