McDonald's Application

Mirage

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#1
Here's a funny application that apparently was actually submitted to McDonalds. I'm not sure what my official stance on such comments on an application would be. My first instinct would be a no just to be safe but apparently this guy actually did get hired. Keep in mind that this is McDonalds too though. :D

Anyway enjoy:

McDONALDS APPLICATION

This is an actual job application a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida – and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I were in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?

Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER? If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS? Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?

I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?

I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?

On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?

Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?

Yes – Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.
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Van

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#3
Ya, I wouldn't suggest using any "witty" comments like these on your applications for professional businesses.
 

Gwiz

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#5
That was funny and I bet he was pretty surprise to be hired. I guess they hire anyone that just wants a job.
 

dDave

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#7
Things like this can only be done at places like McDonalds, anywhere else and they'll think that you are an idiot, I would really dislike getting the job if I submitted this resume because then my resume would forever have McDonalds on it. I am not saying that there is anything wrong with working there but it's not good for your resume especially if you have had any job that requires college
 

Doc

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#8
Yeah, but do you think someone would really put a job like that on a real resume? It's not really lying to leave out a fast food or small part time job if it isn't important, unless you did it along with your education and can explain it well at your interview.
 

JjCrazyboy

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#9
All I know from all my part time job experiences there are some strange people out there. That guy is at least halfway intelligent to sound so witty. Now I deliver pizza's part time while I am student teaching and make decent money for a part time job doing it. Yet when I think of the people who apply and get hired there sometimes it makes me just want to quit on the spot. Yet I remind myself I almost have my degree.
 

FaKeD

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#10
Could this application be more stupid?

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