Manmatekateers Song Series #1 : Tucker


Creeping On You
So I decided to do a song about all four manmatekateers.

Tucker was first just cause I did him first is all. No favouritism. Here it is

Tucker is awesome
In the beginning of time, the earth rumbled
the trees stood upright at attention
the animals hid from sight, awestruck with wonder
as up over the horizon came a large vat of awesome sauce

from this vat of awesome, emerged something equally awesome
with ten awesome fingers and ten awesome toes
What was it named, this amazing awesome thing
well gather round the awesome fire while I tell of this awesome man

Chorus 1
They sang Tucker tucker he's our man
He's good friends with a guy named Dan
Tucker Tucker better than a possum
Cause he was birthed from a vat containing awesome

12000 legions chorused from the heavens above
trumpeting the arrival of earths last hope to be cool
He stood up from where he fell on the crumpled dirt
Declaring to the world "I am awesome, and thats a fact"

He rose up into the air, flying over town
sprinkling down his awesome dust in every awesome place
lame jokes became cool and stupid trends became a fad
and just for once the local sports team actually won a fucking game.

Chorus 2
And they sang Tucker Tucker, just like planned,
He's not the singer, he's the whole freaking band
Tucker Tucker is forever
His awesomeness quits, never EVER!

A sad day fell on this newly awesome place
The awesome man tucker, was forced to go away
He'll be back one day, striking down the lame
until that happens, manmatekateers are here to stay

This mighty force of four wandering the forums
fighting great foes containing epic fail
without the awesome Tucker, they are but 3 men
But 3 awesome men, who's story will prevail.
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Lion Rampant
I want to hear this so badly, my heart hurts. But I d/l the mp3 and I get... silence! Wassupwitdat? :kerrnfyoozd:
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Creeping On You
well that's just strange. I don't know why it'd do that. too bad I can't do an mp3 attachment either. balls. come on yahoo, and i can probably send you the file that way.