Manmatekateers Song Series #1 : Tucker

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Smelnick, Nov 27, 2009.

  1. Smelnick

    Smelnick Creeping On You V.I.P.

    So I decided to do a song about all four manmatekateers.

    Tucker was first just cause I did him first is all. No favouritism. Here it is

    Tucker is awesome
    In the beginning of time, the earth rumbled
    the trees stood upright at attention
    the animals hid from sight, awestruck with wonder
    as up over the horizon came a large vat of awesome sauce

    from this vat of awesome, emerged something equally awesome
    with ten awesome fingers and ten awesome toes
    What was it named, this amazing awesome thing
    well gather round the awesome fire while I tell of this awesome man

    Chorus 1
    They sang Tucker tucker he's our man
    He's good friends with a guy named Dan
    Tucker Tucker better than a possum
    Cause he was birthed from a vat containing awesome

    12000 legions chorused from the heavens above
    trumpeting the arrival of earths last hope to be cool
    He stood up from where he fell on the crumpled dirt
    Declaring to the world "I am awesome, and thats a fact"

    He rose up into the air, flying over town
    sprinkling down his awesome dust in every awesome place
    lame jokes became cool and stupid trends became a fad
    and just for once the local sports team actually won a fucking game.

    Chorus 2
    And they sang Tucker Tucker, just like planned,
    He's not the singer, he's the whole freaking band
    Tucker Tucker is forever
    His awesomeness quits, never EVER!

    A sad day fell on this newly awesome place
    The awesome man tucker, was forced to go away
    He'll be back one day, striking down the lame
    until that happens, manmatekateers are here to stay

    This mighty force of four wandering the forums
    fighting great foes containing epic fail
    without the awesome Tucker, they are but 3 men
    But 3 awesome men, who's story will prevail.
    Last edited: Nov 28, 2009
    Tucker likes this.

  2. ExpectantlyIronic

    ExpectantlyIronic e̳̳̺͕ͬ̓̑̂ͮͦͣ͒͒h̙ͦ̔͂?̅̂ ̾͗̑

    Manmatekateers... ? Nevermind. Don't tell me anything about this.
    Tucker likes this.
  3. Smelnick

    Smelnick Creeping On You V.I.P.

    hahahahaha, EI doesn't get it, that makes me laugh.
  4. Tucker

    Tucker Lion Rampant

    I want to hear this so badly, my heart hurts. But I d/l the mp3 and I get... silence! Wassupwitdat? :kerrnfyoozd:
    Last edited: Nov 28, 2009
  5. Smelnick

    Smelnick Creeping On You V.I.P.

    I think the link got fried, I fixed it up, maybe it'll work now. It worked for bryan last night.
  6. Tucker

    Tucker Lion Rampant

    I still gedding nuffing.
  7. Smelnick

    Smelnick Creeping On You V.I.P.

    well that's just strange. I don't know why it'd do that. too bad I can't do an mp3 attachment either. balls. come on yahoo, and i can probably send you the file that way.
  8. Xeilo

    Xeilo Registered Member V.I.P. Lifetime

    Maybe you need the a extra codec or something?
  9. Tucker

    Tucker Lion Rampant

    CrappyShoes.mp3 works fine, though.
  10. Smelnick

    Smelnick Creeping On You V.I.P.

    When I get home tonight, i'll upload it without the spaces in the file name. Spaces sometimes mess things up for people.

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