So I decided to do a song about all four manmatekateers. Tucker was first just cause I did him first is all. No favouritism. Here it is Tucker is awesome LYRICS Spoiler In the beginning of time, the earth rumbled the trees stood upright at attention the animals hid from sight, awestruck with wonder as up over the horizon came a large vat of awesome sauce from this vat of awesome, emerged something equally awesome with ten awesome fingers and ten awesome toes What was it named, this amazing awesome thing well gather round the awesome fire while I tell of this awesome man Chorus 1 -------- They sang Tucker tucker he's our man He's good friends with a guy named Dan Tucker Tucker better than a possum Cause he was birthed from a vat containing awesome -------- 12000 legions chorused from the heavens above trumpeting the arrival of earths last hope to be cool He stood up from where he fell on the crumpled dirt Declaring to the world "I am awesome, and thats a fact" He rose up into the air, flying over town sprinkling down his awesome dust in every awesome place lame jokes became cool and stupid trends became a fad and just for once the local sports team actually won a fucking game. Chorus 2 -------- And they sang Tucker Tucker, just like planned, He's not the singer, he's the whole freaking band Tucker Tucker is forever His awesomeness quits, never EVER! -------- A sad day fell on this newly awesome place The awesome man tucker, was forced to go away He'll be back one day, striking down the lame until that happens, manmatekateers are here to stay This mighty force of four wandering the forums fighting great foes containing epic fail without the awesome Tucker, they are but 3 men But 3 awesome men, who's story will prevail.