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Man meets officer and jerks off


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Man arrested after exposing self to deputy

A 48-year-old man parked his car in the front row facing the courthouse midday Thursday, pulled down his shorts in front of a Pasco County Sheriff's Office detective and began masturbating, according to a report.
When arrested on a charge of indecent exposure in public, the man — Richard M. Garcia of San Antonio — proclaimed his innocence and said he was just applying hemorrhoid cream to himself, authorities said.
"Upon looking at the bottle the defendant was holding, it was not hemorrhoid cream, but K-Y Warming Jelly," the report states.
Garcia was released later that day from the Pasco County jail on $150 bail.

The world is a more messed up place than GF's subtalk :stare:


Meh, people can hardly keep it in their pants nowadays.