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Man Has Sex With Corpse

LifeinthePond

Mark ov teh Pond
Let's be realistic here, guys.

Someone having sex with your dead corpse is probably the highest form of flattery one can ask for.

And on a more logical note:

Dead girls don't say no.
 

Dabs

Registered Member
Let's be realistic here, guys.

Someone having sex with your dead corpse is probably the highest form of flattery one can ask for.

And on a more logical note:

Dead girls don't say no.

Living girls don't say no either, if the right good-looking gent comes along :)
 

Nevyrmoore

AKA Ass-Bandit
:wub:

Anytime zombies are mentioned, I know it's going to be a good thread. Haha.

And I've always wondered how zombies do it... I won't lie, I'd watch. Ha.
Why do you think zombies are always moaning?
 

Dabs

Registered Member
:wub:

Anytime zombies are mentioned, I know it's going to be a good thread. Haha.

And I've always wondered how zombies do it... I won't lie, I'd watch. Ha.

Call me crazy, but I never really believed in zombies ~LoL~
 

Nevyrmoore

AKA Ass-Bandit
I believe in them...just not the actual living dead ones.
 

generalblue

Where is my Queen?
I'm sorry, but I am really into wrestling, and this article reminded me of when the WWE had an angle like this. Kane went to see his dead ex girlfriend in the funeral home, Katie Vick, and he got on top her in the casket and did his business, it was gross, but funny.
 

Bubbles

I ♥ Haters
This thread needs to be set on fire, because its not going anywhere.

Oh, and sexing the dead is not kewl.
 

Dabs

Registered Member
This thread needs to be set on fire, because its not going anywhere.

Oh, and sexing the dead is not kewl.

It has 19 replies up till now....who says it's not going anywhere?? ~LoL~
 
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