Man Charged With Screwing his patio table

Discussion in 'Other Discussions' started by Hanzo_Hattori, Apr 2, 2008.

  1. Hanzo_Hattori

    Hanzo_Hattori For the Horde!

    Bahahahahahaha!!!! WTF LMFAO
     

  2. AngelsPeak

    AngelsPeak Wanna play?

    That's-just-wrong...in more ways than I can ever name.
     
  3. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    I had so many ideas on how to wittily respond to this but I simply can't pick one. The story is enough.
     
  4. kiwi

    kiwi The Original Kiwi

    if you are that desperate at least go buy a real doll or fleshlight or something.

    Ewwww, can you imagine being a neighbor that was invited over and had eaten dinner off that rable the read this article and find out what he had been doing to it?
     
  5. Doc

    Doc Trust me, I'm The Doctor. V.I.P.

    Haha, he deserves what he can get. I guess his wife wasn't giving him any.

    How embarrassing it has to be for him to get arrested for screwing a table.
     
  6. Nevyrmoore

    Nevyrmoore AKA Ass-Bandit

    Any hole'll do, eh?
     
  7. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    I hope to God he doesn't have a wife.

    She'll be single for life if her husband chose to cheat on her with patio furniture. I mean, can't you say "at least he cheated on me with a person"?
     
  8. Major

    Major 4 legs good 2 legs bad V.I.P.

    That's pretty messed up. That's all I have to say.
     
  9. Turbo

    Turbo Registered Member

    i could have used without the visual of the legs in the air.
     
  10. PretzelCorps

    PretzelCorps Registered Member

    I'm trying very hard not to come up with a single word answer for this topic...

    I think I'll just list some of them:

    - Wow...
    - Jesus...
    - Christ...
    - Um...
    - Shit...
    - Fuck...
    - Holy...


    Pick whichever one you feel is best for this situation.
     

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