Post a news bulletin, as if in a newspaper. Make it laudible, plausible, funny, creative and full of satire or wit or whatever Try to involve a celebrity or something, and have the report sound ridiculous or scandalous. Have it how you like. Long or short it makes no odds. Example: Burt Reynolds was snapped in an Amarillo brothel the other day snorting lines of coke off a dirty bathroom floor. A prostitute waited for him in the bath. Universal studios commented on trying to get him discommunicated from Hollywood due to the report of such indecent behaviour. See that's not true. Yet, it could be. It could happen. I doubt it but you never know. So go, make it as daft and plausible as you can. It'll may be quite funny to see what some of you can come up with.