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Love And Marriage

Shrek

Registered Member
Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is Chinese take-out.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is deciding on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is a flickering flame.
Marriage is a flickering television.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough?!"

NOW you know why I ran!
From: GigglePedia
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neum985

I pwn noobs
Man i thought this was gonna be a Married with Children reference. But yeah this seems pretty true from what my father has told me. I showed him and he laughed his ass off and just said so true
 

Amy1984

New Member
LOL, funny. Nowadays, marriage is losing attraction, especially among younger people. I saw a news report on USA Today.

Here is another one:

God created fire, but men created fire-extinguisher.
God created Love, but men created Marriage!

Have fun, guys :)
 
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