Blur
iPimp
*profanity warning
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-nerds who arent smart
-emo
-punk rock
-guys wearing skin tight clothes
-jeans with holes on purpose
-little 90 lb kids who act like they can beat your 180 lb ass
-teachers who have an attitude
-teachers using their positions to rub things in your face(eg: telling you she's "not your mother" after already repremanding you about leaving paper under the seat)
-when I cant take a shit
-waking up at 6am
-being hungry but wanting nothing around the house to eat
-cold toilet seats
-no paper
-when your ass squeezes mid-shit and cuts it in two making a very messy buttcrack
-when you just took the biggest shit in the world, get a big wad of paper to compensate and having NOTHING on the paper after wiping. WTF
-regular pencils(mechanical all the way)
-goths
-ugly grills
-rednecks
-girls that eat nothing
-preps
-jocks
-wack songs on the radio that everyone sings at school
-wack producers who make basic repetative beats that go with the wack songs that everyone sings
-MTV
-BET
-CMT
-sexists
-feminists
-racists
-democrats
-anarchists
-comminusts
-reverse discrimination
-discrimination
-reality tv shows
-untalented idiots who get loads of money(lot of music artists, lot of actors/actresses)
-boy bands
-girl bands
-bands
-opera
-gospel
-country
-rock
-metal
-rnb
-blues
-people who write nonsense poems and think theyre the shit cus their poems make no sense
-writers who ive never heard of and we study them in school
-english class
-softcore porn
-when theres this super fine chick in a porno and then a guy comes in and takes his dick out. its like taunting you *haha im fuckin her not you* wtf how do you get off to that
-popups
-spyware
-adware
-people talkin on a phone for 3 hrs
-snitches
-girls with an attitude problem aka bitches
-sluts
-gay guys who wear gay clothes and talk like the stereotypical fag
-ugly lesbians
-station wagons
-soccer vans
-soccer moms
-teens who get pregnant
-fat people
-anarexic people
-people
-slow drivers
-people doing the speed limit
-trucks in the left lanes
-old people driving
-student drivers
-ugly cars that you have to look at the back of the whole damn trip
-sports cars doing the speed limit
-mini vans blowing you away XD
-those ghetto ass 10 inch plastic spinners
-huge rims on a small car
-tiny rims on a big car
-cars with shit falling off of them
-cars that stink
-cars with no lights, break lights
-ppl not usin turn signals
-ppl not doing rolling stops at stop signs on a deserted intersection
-ppl stealing your right of way
-peds crossing
-jay walkers
-bikers
-rollerbladers
-toyotas
-subarus
-cars with no subs
the list goes on lol
-nerds who arent smart
-emo
-punk rock
-guys wearing skin tight clothes
-jeans with holes on purpose
-little 90 lb kids who act like they can beat your 180 lb ass
-teachers who have an attitude
-teachers using their positions to rub things in your face(eg: telling you she's "not your mother" after already repremanding you about leaving paper under the seat)
-when I cant take a shit
-waking up at 6am
-being hungry but wanting nothing around the house to eat
-cold toilet seats
-no paper
-when your ass squeezes mid-shit and cuts it in two making a very messy buttcrack
-when you just took the biggest shit in the world, get a big wad of paper to compensate and having NOTHING on the paper after wiping. WTF
-regular pencils(mechanical all the way)
-goths
-ugly grills
-rednecks
-girls that eat nothing
-preps
-jocks
-wack songs on the radio that everyone sings at school
-wack producers who make basic repetative beats that go with the wack songs that everyone sings
-MTV
-BET
-CMT
-sexists
-feminists
-racists
-democrats
-anarchists
-comminusts
-reverse discrimination
-discrimination
-reality tv shows
-untalented idiots who get loads of money(lot of music artists, lot of actors/actresses)
-boy bands
-girl bands
-bands
-opera
-gospel
-country
-rock
-metal
-rnb
-blues
-people who write nonsense poems and think theyre the shit cus their poems make no sense
-writers who ive never heard of and we study them in school
-english class
-softcore porn
-when theres this super fine chick in a porno and then a guy comes in and takes his dick out. its like taunting you *haha im fuckin her not you* wtf how do you get off to that
-popups
-spyware
-adware
-people talkin on a phone for 3 hrs
-snitches
-girls with an attitude problem aka bitches
-sluts
-gay guys who wear gay clothes and talk like the stereotypical fag
-ugly lesbians
-station wagons
-soccer vans
-soccer moms
-teens who get pregnant
-fat people
-anarexic people
-people
-slow drivers
-people doing the speed limit
-trucks in the left lanes
-old people driving
-student drivers
-ugly cars that you have to look at the back of the whole damn trip
-sports cars doing the speed limit
-mini vans blowing you away XD
-those ghetto ass 10 inch plastic spinners
-huge rims on a small car
-tiny rims on a big car
-cars with shit falling off of them
-cars that stink
-cars with no lights, break lights
-ppl not usin turn signals
-ppl not doing rolling stops at stop signs on a deserted intersection
-ppl stealing your right of way
-peds crossing
-jay walkers
-bikers
-rollerbladers
-toyotas
-subarus
-cars with no subs
the list goes on lol