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Lisa needs braces

Tucker

Lion Rampant
My name is Moe Szyslak; as a kid I had roundworm -- for a time I was more worm than boy -- I dabbled in Satanism, 'til I was asked to leave, and for a month I ate nothing but aquarium fish.
 
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sunrise

aka ginger warlock
V.I.P.
Grandpa: for the love of god help me! I've been out here for three days and a turtles got hold of my teeth! There he is! OWWWWW HE BIT ME WITH MY OWN TEETH!!!
 

Bubbles

I ♥ Haters
"Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.”

Oh Lionel Hutz, if you weren't a figment of Matt Groening's imagination, I'd marry you.
 

sunrise

aka ginger warlock
V.I.P.
Homer: I got the idea from this film where bus had to speed around a city keeping its speed above sixty and if its speed dropped below it would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down"
 

Crouton

Ninja
V.I.P.
Mr Burns: Smithers, I think I might donate a million dollars to the local orphanage... when pigs fly!

*pig flies past*

Smithers: Will you be donating that money now sir?

Mr Burns: No I'd still prefer to not.
 
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Tucker

Lion Rampant
Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?

Homer: New glasses?

Marge: No, he looks like something might be disturbing him.

Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.

Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities - but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.

Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.

Marge: That's not what I meant!

Homer: It was, Marge. Admit it.
 
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