Brian: I don't know Peter, you were never really good at telling jokes...
*Flashback to where Peter is caught in a trap with apes around him with guns*
Peter: Okay, I got one...How many dirty stinkin' apes does it take to change a lightbulb? 3. One dirty stinkin' ape to change the lightbulb, and two dirty stinkin' apes to throw feces at each other.
*Apes cock guns*
How many [insert name of sports team you hate] fans does it take to change a lightbulb?