Light Bulb Jokes

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Bassman, Aug 6, 2006.

  1. Bassman

    Bassman Guest

    OK gang, you know the drill with these. Let's uh keep 'em family-friendly, OK.


    How many members of the band "Chicago" does it take to change a light bulb?



    25 or 6 to 4.
     

  2. Omega

    Omega Ω

    Uhhhhh...... I don't get it at all. even if I did its not funny :(
     
  3. oxyMORON

    oxyMORON A Darker Knight

    here's one from family guy..

    How many gorillas does it take to change a lightbulb?

    3. one to change the lightbulb, and two to throw feces at each other.


    ...or something like that
     
  4. Bassman

    Bassman Guest

    :sigh: That's the title to one of the band's songs.
     
  5. Jungle Jim

    Jungle Jim Guest

    I've already said this one, but this is the appropriate thread

    How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, feminist can't change anything.

    Don't worry Bassman, I got it.
     
  6. Brian: I don't know Peter, you were never really good at telling jokes...
    *Flashback to where Peter is caught in a trap with apes around him with guns*
    Peter: Okay, I got one...How many dirty stinkin' apes does it take to change a lightbulb? 3. One dirty stinkin' ape to change the lightbulb, and two dirty stinkin' apes to throw feces at each other.
    *Apes cock guns*



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    How many [insert name of sports team you hate] fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

    None. They prefer the dark.
     
  7. Bassman

    Bassman Guest

    Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

    A; One, eh.
     
  8. Pugz

    Pugz Ms. Malone V.I.P. Lifetime

    How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

    100. 1 to hold the light bulb and 99 to turn the house.
     
  9. Italiano

    Italiano Film Elitist

    How many people with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Let's go ride bikes.




    ...Post 400, yay.
     
  10. Haha, good one, and congrats on 400.
     

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