Light Bulb Jokes

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Bassman

Guest
#1
OK gang, you know the drill with these. Let's uh keep 'em family-friendly, OK.


How many members of the band "Chicago" does it take to change a light bulb?



25 or 6 to 4.
 
#2
Bassman said:
OK gang, you know the drill with these. Let's uh keep 'em family-friendly, OK.


How many members of the band "Chicago" does it take to change a light bulb?



25 or 6 to 4.
Uhhhhh...... I don't get it at all. even if I did its not funny :(
 

oxyMORON

A Darker Knight
#3
here's one from family guy..

How many gorillas does it take to change a lightbulb?

3. one to change the lightbulb, and two to throw feces at each other.


...or something like that
 
J

Jungle Jim

Guest
#5
I've already said this one, but this is the appropriate thread

How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, feminist can't change anything.

Don't worry Bassman, I got it.
 
C

Couchpotato94

Guest
#6
oxyMORON said:
here's one from family guy..

How many gorillas does it take to change a lightbulb?

3. one to change the lightbulb, and two to throw feces at each other.


...or something like that
Brian: I don't know Peter, you were never really good at telling jokes...
*Flashback to where Peter is caught in a trap with apes around him with guns*
Peter: Okay, I got one...How many dirty stinkin' apes does it take to change a lightbulb? 3. One dirty stinkin' ape to change the lightbulb, and two dirty stinkin' apes to throw feces at each other.
*Apes cock guns*



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How many [insert name of sports team you hate] fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They prefer the dark.
 

Pugz

Ms. Malone
V.I.P.
#8
How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to hold the light bulb and 99 to turn the house.