Life's little facts

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Merc, Jun 21, 2006.

  1. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    As we travel through life, we have all learned numerous things. So let us gather our knowledge and pool it into a thread! I'll start off with a few additions to get things rolling:


    Life Fact #1: Love at first sight is a Hollywood falsity, complete bullshit

    Life Fact #2: If it looks like Ham, smells like Ham, and tastes like Ham, it probably isn't Ham

    Life Fact #3: Unfortunately, the guys with the larger wangs and women with the bigger busts are more successful


    (For those of you who are of a greater intelligence and can't decipher the instructions and are still lost, just post a life fact you have come up so far in yours)
     

  2. Sephiroth_Masamune

    Sephiroth_Masamune l 7SIN Sasori l

    Life Fact #4.) You may not be able to buy love, but you can still buy lovin'.
     
  3. Kazmarov

    Kazmarov For a Free Scotland

    Life Fact #5. Only two things can ever hound you forever, your own failure at life and the RIAA.
     
  4. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    Life Fact #6: Pedophiles are less severely punished than those that download music illegally
     
  5. Kazmarov

    Kazmarov For a Free Scotland

    Life Facts #7. Most figures of authority, including lawmakers, are pedophiles.
     
  6. oxyMORON

    oxyMORON A Darker Knight

    Life Fact #8. Life isn't fair no matter what you do.
     
  7. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    Life Fact #9: The most important news does not make the headlines
     
  8. Vincent_Valentine

    Vincent_Valentine Studley-Do-Right

    Life Fact #10: Despite what teen movies tell us, the geek wil NEVER get the girl.

    Life Fact #11: If a politician says it, it's only becasue you wanted to hear it. To anyoe else, he/shw would say the opposite.
     
  9. SenatorB

    SenatorB J.S.P.S

    Life Fact #12: Nice guys finish last.
     
  10. RajaB

    RajaB Guest

    life fact 13: never judge a hobo by its look
     

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