Lies

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by HalfEatenSurprise, Sep 23, 2010.

  1. HalfEatenSurprise

    HalfEatenSurprise Registered Member

    In this thread you get to lie.

    I have it on good authority that lying is good for you.
    So lie as absurdly as you like. Lie away.

    Maybe if you vent a lie here, you will tell the truth when it really matters instead of using your lie there. If you lie at all, which if you say you don't, I suspect you're lying about lying. And if you're not, then I'm lying and I'm not afraid to admit it.

    So fill your boots. Lie like you've never lied before. Make up truly ridiculous stuff.

    To start you off with a little white one:
    Kevin is the name that Satan uses when he has his annual holiday on earth...
     

  2. AnitaKnapp

    AnitaKnapp It's not me, it's you. V.I.P. Lifetime

  3. Jeanie

    Jeanie still nobody's bitch V.I.P. Lifetime

    I am not a whore.
     
  4. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

    I fucked a whore.
     
  5. HalfEatenSurprise

    HalfEatenSurprise Registered Member

    My socks can talk to me in Swahili
     
  6. CaptainObvious

    CaptainObvious Son of Liberty V.I.P.

    CO is a very handsome man
     
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  7. Tucker

    Tucker Lion Rampant

  8. konboye

    konboye Registered Member

    Damn, suck it baby, don't bite it. Yeah.
     
  9. Ilus_Unistus

    Ilus_Unistus Registered Member

    Last edited: Sep 23, 2010
  10. Dabs

    Dabs Registered Member

    I hope to live forever.
    There, I feel better- telling a lie.
     

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