Lies

#1
In this thread you get to lie.

I have it on good authority that lying is good for you.
So lie as absurdly as you like. Lie away.

Maybe if you vent a lie here, you will tell the truth when it really matters instead of using your lie there. If you lie at all, which if you say you don't, I suspect you're lying about lying. And if you're not, then I'm lying and I'm not afraid to admit it.

So fill your boots. Lie like you've never lied before. Make up truly ridiculous stuff.

To start you off with a little white one:
Kevin is the name that Satan uses when he has his annual holiday on earth...