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Trying to control my dry hair, I treated my scalp with olive oil
before washing it. Worried that the oil might leave an odor, I
washed my hair several times.

That night when I went to bed, I leaned over to my husband and
asked, "Do I smell like olive oil?"

"No," he said, sniffing me. "Do I smell like Popeye?"

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LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things with your
partner.

LUST - When you're only interested in doing things TO your
partner.

MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your golf score.

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John was in a bar looking very dejected. His friend, Steve,
walked over and asked, "What's wrong?"

"It's my mother-in-law," John replied, while shaking his head
sadly. "I have a real problem with her."

"Cheer up," Steve said. "Everyone has problems with their
mother-in-law."

"Maybe," John answered. "But I got mine pregnant."