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Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Godfearingsecular, Aug 22, 2007.

  1. Trying to control my dry hair, I treated my scalp with olive oil
    before washing it. Worried that the oil might leave an odor, I
    washed my hair several times.

    That night when I went to bed, I leaned over to my husband and
    asked, "Do I smell like olive oil?"

    "No," he said, sniffing me. "Do I smell like Popeye?"

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    LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things with your
    partner.

    LUST - When you're only interested in doing things TO your
    partner.

    MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your golf score.

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    John was in a bar looking very dejected. His friend, Steve,
    walked over and asked, "What's wrong?"

    "It's my mother-in-law," John replied, while shaking his head
    sadly. "I have a real problem with her."

    "Cheer up," Steve said. "Everyone has problems with their
    mother-in-law."

    "Maybe," John answered. "But I got mine pregnant."
     

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