Laws of Liberalism.

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  1. pro2A

    pro2A Hell, It's about time!

    I got this in an email and thought it would be nice to share. I tend to find that whatever liberals are doing in government, it tends to fall into one (or many) of these rules...

    1. Liberalism always generates the exact opposite of its stated intent.
    2. If you want to know what liberals are up to, pay attention to what they accuse the conservatives of.
    3. The amount of wealth in any given area is inversely proportional to the amount of Democrats running it.
    4. Liberalism only succeeds when the public is scared into believing that it will not survive without it.
    5. When liberalism conflicts with reality, reality must give way.
    6. Facts are the enemy of liberalism.
    7. Things are different when you are a Democrat [regarding his allegations of the media's ignorance towards Democratic scandals and misconduct]. [Look at all the tax cheats exposed in the Democratic leadership since Obama took office - Editor]
    8. A Liberal is any person for whom two thousand years of human experience and history means nothing now that they are here.
    9. To liberals, intentions are more significant than the outcomes they achieve.
    10. Liberals never think what they are doing is wrong, they only think they haven’t done enough of it yet or it is underfunded.
    11. Profiling is what groups call bigotry when they have a problem they don’t want to talk about.
    12. Democrats and liberals do not engage in debate, they try to silence you. If they engaged in debate, they’d lose.
    13. Liberals are political opportunists.
    14. Liberalism is based on unproven and/or disproved theory.
    15. Every culture is unquestionable except the West’s.
    16. Liberals view the world the way they think it should be, not the way it is.
    17. Being a liberal is the art of standing on ones own head and telling the rest of the world that they are upside down.
     
    Last edited: Jul 1, 2009

  2. MenInTights

    MenInTights not a plastic bag

    Here's a fun game - say the first thing that comes to your mind as you read these:


    1. Liberalism always generates the exact opposite of its stated intent.
    ...Stimulus creates jobs

    2. If you want to know what liberals are up to, pay attention to what they accuse the conservatives of.
    ...corruption - firing Inspector Generals

    3. The amount of wealth in any given area is inversely proportional to the amount of Democrats running it.
    ...California

    4. Liberalism only succeeds when the public is scared into believing that it will not survive without it.
    ...healthcare

    5. When liberalism conflicts with reality, reality must give way.
    ....Earth is cooling, we need climate change legislation to stop earth from warming

    6. Facts are the enemy of liberalism.
    ...again global warming

    7. Things are different when you are a Democrat [regarding his allegations of the media's ignorance towards Democratic scandals and misconduct]. [Look at all the tax cheats exposed in the Democratic leadership since Obama took office - Editor]
    ...GWB evil for war on terror. Afghanistan expanded under O.


    8. A Liberal is any person for whom two thousand years of human experience and history means nothing now that they are here.
    ...the founding fathers were uneducated idiots

    9. To liberals, intentions are more significant than the outcomes they achieve.
    ...In England wants everyone to cloth diapers even though disposables produce a smaller carbon footprint.

    10. Liberals never think what they are doing is wrong, they only think they haven’t done enough of it yet or it is underfunded.
    ...LBJ

    11. Profiling is what groups call bigotry when they have a problem they don’t want to talk about.
    ...I don't get into those arguments

    12. Democrats and liberals do not engage in debate, they try to silence you. If they engaged in debate, they’d lose.
    ...they sign bills w/o reading them. Wasn't an Obama campaign promise that bills would sit on a govt. website for 5 days before he signed it? lol- good one.

    13. Liberals are political opportunists.
    ...never let a crisis go to waste - Rhamn Emmanuel

    14. Liberalism is based on unproven and/or disproved theory.
    ...1980's, liberals were convinced that the nuclear buildup would end in war.

    15. Every culture is unquestionable except the West’s.
    ...sit down and talk to the leader of Iran. The one that's killing people in the streets that are demanding freedom.

    16. Liberals view the world the way they think it should be, not the way it is.
    ...self explanatory

    17. Being a liberal is the art of standing on ones own head and telling the rest of the world that they are upside down.
    .....


    haha- that was fun. If I spent more time on it, I could think of better examples.
     
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