Lauren is an Insect.

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Smelnick, Apr 2, 2010.

  1. Smelnick

    Smelnick Creeping On You V.I.P.

    One two three
    where do you be
    hiding underneath the tv

    I find my spray
    I spray you
    as you sit eating poo

    oh fly away little insect on the poo
    fly away and have babies that go moo
    and then the cows will come hooooommmee

    So softly into the night you caress my mooon
    Moon so sweet and tender for youuuu
    tenderize those chicken boobies

    For the chicken is the key
    to understanding the universe
    sleep aint for humans, it's only for the insects

    Lauren sleeps, therefore
    she is an insect
    Lets kill her. Rawr

  2. Iris

    Iris rainbow 11!

    Are you smoking crack?
  3. PretzelCorps

    PretzelCorps Registered Member

    And why is there poo under your tv?
  4. EllyDicious

    EllyDicious made of AMBIGUITY V.I.P. Lifetime

    It's Kamili's poo (his cat)
  5. Smelnick

    Smelnick Creeping On You V.I.P.

    Kamili poos in the litter box. the insects poo under my tv
  6. Impact

    Impact Registered Member V.I.P. Lifetime

    So, i'm an insect, and I eat my own crap under your tv? Well, guess you learn something new about yourself every day.
  7. Smelnick

    Smelnick Creeping On You V.I.P.

    happens to the best of us. The first step is admitting it.
  8. Tucker

    Tucker Lion Rampant

    Chicken boobies.
    Smelnick likes this.

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