Laughable Lyrics!

Kibi

Babeasaurus Sex
#1
I don't know if we've had this but....

I love listening to rap and hip hop because the lyrics make me wet my pants!

What lyrics make you guys giggle?

I'll post some of mine...


Let me get my ticket baby, let me get it line
I can tell the way you like it, baby, supersized
Hold on, you got yours, let me get mine
I ain’t leavin’ till they turn over the closed sign
Carry Out - Justin Timberlake.


Thats one I remember at the minute...Lol.

:)
 

idisrsly

I'm serious
V.I.P.
#3
Any one of Kimya Dawson's songs are a laugh. She's ca-razy!!!

This one pops to mind right now. It's called, The Beer!

The beer i had for breakfast was a bottle of mad dog
and my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off
you said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye
i said don't you mean pediddle? and i lit his house on fire
he came home on acid i was holding his shotgun
i was dressed like tina turner in beyond thunder dome
he said don't shoot, i said i won't i love you you're my friend
i handed him my wig and shot myself in the head
 

Kibi

Babeasaurus Sex
#4
There’s only one me in the galaxy
I am an endangered species
This kind of flower don’t grow on Earth
Just lettin’ you know for what it’s worth

This kind of mountain shouldn't cause a depression
So I bide my time with philosophical questions
Not for nothing but what came first?
The chicken nugget or the egg mcmuffin?


I got talent and I got tits
I know I’ll find another guy who wants to get with it
I’m not convinced that I’m a big fat whore
One man’s pleasure is another man’s chore
This song always provides me with lolz!

Lil Jackie - The world should revolve around me.


 

ysabel

/ˈɪzəˌbɛl/ pink 5
#5
The ones with funny lyrics sometimes become bigger hits because of their ridiculous words, haha.

Anyway, I can think of lilwayne's:

Ooh Baby,
I Be Stuck To You,
Like Glue Baby,
Wanna Spend It All On You,
Baby,
My Room Is The G Spot,
Call Me Mr. Flintstone,
I Can Make Your Bed Rock
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock Girl
 

Hiei

The Hierophant
#8
The song "My Chick Bad" by Ludacris and some bitch cracks me up. Ludacris keeps rapping about how his chick is the baddest bitch on the block and whatnot, but when the bitch comes in and raps, she raps this:

Now all these bitches wanna try and be my bestie
But I take a left and leave 'em hangin' like a testi
Trash talk to 'em, then I put 'em in a Hefty!
Runnin' down the court
I'm dunkin' on them - Lisa Leslie
It's goin' down - basement
Friday the 13th, guess who's playin' Jason
Tuck yourself in, you better hold on to ya teddy
It's Nightmare on Elm Street and guess who's playin' Freddy
Chef cookin' for me
They say my shoe came crazy
The mental asylum lookin' for me
You a rookie to me
I'm in that wam bam purple Lamb', damn, bitch, better than
It's just so off topic of what Ludacris is talking about that it makes her look bat shit crazy. :lol:
 

Merc

Certified Shitlord
V.I.P.
#9
Any song ever made by Ke$ha. Whoever writes her music is one of the dumbest motherfuckers on the face of the planet.