Lamest joke

Babe_Ruth

Sultan of Swat
Staff member
V.I.P.
#1
Post your lamest jokes you know

1)What is the first letter of yellow?

Y

Because I asked you

2)Why was the banana blushing?

Because the peach told him he was appealing

3)A salad and tomato are running a race who won?

The salad cause he was ahead
 
F

Forbidden

Guest
#3
Vince Carter said:
1)What is the first color of yellow?

Y

Because I asked you
Lol sorry but I can seriously make no sense out of that one



Knock knock, whos there
orange orange who
orange you glad i didn't say banana
(after saying banana like 5 times)
 

Kazmarov

For a Free Scotland
#5
Forbidden, I have to say that made you look quite stupid.

Why couldn't the kids go the pirate movie?

It was rated arrhhh.
 

Babe_Ruth

Sultan of Swat
Staff member
V.I.P.
#6
No it's because I posted what the first color of yellow instead of what's the first letter of Yellow, so I edited my post, so no he doesn't look to stupid.
 

Hoosier_Daddy

Registered Member
#8
There were three pieces of rope wandering in the desert. They were very hot and thirsty. They came upon a bar and one went in. He asked for a drink and the bartender said, 'read the sign buddy we don't serve ropes.'

'Oh come on just this once', the rope asked again. The bartender said 'nope', so the rope left. The second rope figured he was a bit better looking and maybe the bartender would soften a little and let him have a drink. He went in and asked for a drink, the bartender shook his head and said 'Hey Buddy, it's just like I told your friend we don't serve ropes here.' Dejected the rope left the bar.

The 3rd rope heard both of their stories, thought for a moment. Then he rolled himself into a knot and fluffed the edges so it was a little messy. The third rope went into the bar like this and asked for a drink.

The bartender asked, 'Hey are you a rope?' The 3rd rope looked down at himself and said 'Nope, I am a frayed knot!'




Hoosier.
 
R

RajaB

Guest
#9
why did the chicken cross the rode?
because he wanted to get to the other side.

y did a little kid smile.
because he was happy